I would like to feel better now, please. (Tomorrow is a full month that I'm sick, and no end in sight. I'm really scared and tired. Send me nice things, when you can.)
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I would like to feel better now, please. (Tomorrow is a full month that I'm sick, and no end in sight. I'm really scared and tired. Send me nice things, when you can.)
What is she hiding, Hugh? WHAT IS SHE HIDING-
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
What is she hiding, Hugh? WHAT IS SHE HIDING-
Murder mystery podcast @murderbastard.bsky.social is out today. It's very good. Even Buffy gave it a glowing review (which is to say she sat like this and listened for most of the first episode).
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Murder mystery podcast @murderbastard.bsky.social is out today. It's very good. Even Buffy gave it a glowing review (which is to say she sat like this and listened for most of the first episode).
Had some time so I wrote the audio description in case anyone needs it 🔎
![[Mark] I'm gonna say right off the bat, that I was drunk during the events that I'm going to be describing.
[Richard] An unforgettable night, in an exclusive Scottish hotel. Five course meal and drinks. Accommodation provided.
[Mark] There was only one reason I can think of why you'd invite a private investigator to your party.
[Shaparak] Are you coming to the chase party?
[Mark] Who is this?
[Shaparak] I think he'd really like to see you.
[Mark] Who is this?
[Jot] The best RSVP, he's put a lot of effort into that invite.
[Richard] So good to see so many of you here, sharing my happiness, eating my food, drinking my wine. Huh.
[JLR] My uncle's just a kind of bastard. He just gets to be that guy.
[Mark] He had died, in the night. Exactly how, is the question that would take over my life.
[dramatic music] [text on screen: a murder mystery podcast like no other, where you help the detective solve the crime... maybe.]
[Eleanor] In your position, I wouldn't be asking questions. I would be expecting to answer questions.
[Mark] I was going to catch Stevie Chase's killer. What it might cost me, well, we'd worry about that later.
[text on screen: Murder of a Famous Bastard by MARK WATSON, episode one November 30th, impatient productions]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rvfmqunhukokv4eigagwmukb/bafkreigvr2ibtqlzf7islltwvopp4ffzstpw5cp3l3ntqjxtx5fcfinnzq@jpeg)
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Had some time so I wrote the audio description in case anyone needs it 🔎
Life is sad but dog is cute
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Life is sad but dog is cute
Happy Halloween from me and my rather well-known niche cabaret legend x
(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)
(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)
October 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy Halloween from me and my rather well-known niche cabaret legend x
(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)
(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)
My little burnt loaf of bread 🖤
October 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
My little burnt loaf of bread 🖤
Currently petting Buffy for the first time in two weeks x
October 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Currently petting Buffy for the first time in two weeks x
A small dose of hope for your Saturday morning: I just opened the shelter window, which has been covered by thick metal since I moved in.
October 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
A small dose of hope for your Saturday morning: I just opened the shelter window, which has been covered by thick metal since I moved in.
Thanks for the new song, @hankgreen.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Thanks for the new song, @hankgreen.bsky.social
My local sci-fi convention doing a taskmaster community event with tasks like "drop the one ring into mount doom from the largest distance, farthest wins" is a 10/10 nerd experience
October 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My local sci-fi convention doing a taskmaster community event with tasks like "drop the one ring into mount doom from the largest distance, farthest wins" is a 10/10 nerd experience
![A screenshot from the Wikipedia page for Wisconsin, which now reads: "Wisconsin (/wɪˈskɒnsɪn/ ⓘ wih-SKON-sin)[12] is a state in the Upper Midwest and Great Lakes regions of the United States. It is, famously, home to known comedian A. W. K. Stanmor. It borders Minnesota to the west, Iowa to the-" and then cuts off.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rvfmqunhukokv4eigagwmukb/bafkreia3wxv3dsat6gjtgnpdtuibugsiyvme2xe4b2qjzwjstbvnysk3gm@jpeg)
Do non-official designs help? We made a blue and white Falafel John in 2012 for our local nerdfighter group (see screenshot) and while it's been longer than I care to think about, I can reach out to the friend who had these printed and ask if she still has spares in storage.
September 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Do non-official designs help? We made a blue and white Falafel John in 2012 for our local nerdfighter group (see screenshot) and while it's been longer than I care to think about, I can reach out to the friend who had these printed and ask if she still has spares in storage.
The best thing about having your own place is nobody can tell you not to make a Good Place door sign 🌵
September 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The best thing about having your own place is nobody can tell you not to make a Good Place door sign 🌵
Having a real hard time believing in humanity today after being told by a (now former) friend that apparently people like me don't deserve to listen to music anymore. Picked up my guitar in rage, and maybe some spite. I'm really tired. Send me your favourite songs to listen to please?
September 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Having a real hard time believing in humanity today after being told by a (now former) friend that apparently people like me don't deserve to listen to music anymore. Picked up my guitar in rage, and maybe some spite. I'm really tired. Send me your favourite songs to listen to please?
I'm getting this error when I try to watch the trailer?
September 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I'm getting this error when I try to watch the trailer?
The world is a slightly better place now that we can stream the lyric "rickshaw rights are in the constitution, baby, look it up" on spotify. Happy album release day @matryer.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social x
August 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The world is a slightly better place now that we can stream the lyric "rickshaw rights are in the constitution, baby, look it up" on spotify. Happy album release day @matryer.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social x
Today we went on strike. Didn't go to work, instead out on the streets protesting for the war to end. Two years in, still under everyday threat (there were literally sirens while we were there without shelter). Screaming "now" and "enough" until someone listens felt both hopeful and hopeless.
August 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Today we went on strike. Didn't go to work, instead out on the streets protesting for the war to end. Two years in, still under everyday threat (there were literally sirens while we were there without shelter). Screaming "now" and "enough" until someone listens felt both hopeful and hopeless.
This is one of my favourite songs these days. It's called Sweatshirts in August and it's a rare opportunity for you to listen to me sing in Hebrew and go, "oh, so *that's* what her voice is supposed to sound like!"
August 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This is one of my favourite songs these days. It's called Sweatshirts in August and it's a rare opportunity for you to listen to me sing in Hebrew and go, "oh, so *that's* what her voice is supposed to sound like!"
haven't done this in a long time
July 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
haven't done this in a long time
You'll never guess where we are! (Sarcasm, of course, you will very easily guess where we are)
July 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You'll never guess where we are! (Sarcasm, of course, you will very easily guess where we are)
Yes, I did cover Buffy in a pink blanket and performed a full rendition of Popular from Wicked to distract her from the sirens this morning. As you can tell, she wasn't exactly impressed.
June 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Yes, I did cover Buffy in a pink blanket and performed a full rendition of Popular from Wicked to distract her from the sirens this morning. As you can tell, she wasn't exactly impressed.
