Agent 47
@agent47-hit-man.bsky.social
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
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'tis the holiday season! You know what that means! Throw shit at petty thieves knocking them unconscious while you steal the presents first.
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
'tis the holiday season! You know what that means! Throw shit at petty thieves knocking them unconscious while you steal the presents first.
I forgot to erase the evidence there goes my silent assassin ranking
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I forgot to erase the evidence there goes my silent assassin ranking
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Hitman Big Guy Pants Okay
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hitman Big Guy Pants Okay
I went to haven island and everyone there wanted to hide away from you when society exploded
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I went to haven island and everyone there wanted to hide away from you when society exploded
Uh oh, I just spilled emetic poison all over my nicest suit staining it; AND PROM'S TOMORROW!!
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Uh oh, I just spilled emetic poison all over my nicest suit staining it; AND PROM'S TOMORROW!!
What the fuck
Are you ready to dance with the devil 😈 or are you too scared to hear the beat 🎵?
The ultimate face-off is coming to HITMAN World of Assassination - Eminem vs. Slim Shady. 🎯
Play FREE this December 1-31. Also on Xbox ROG Ally.
hitman.com
#HITMAN #Agent47 #Eminem
The ultimate face-off is coming to HITMAN World of Assassination - Eminem vs. Slim Shady. 🎯
Play FREE this December 1-31. Also on Xbox ROG Ally.
hitman.com
#HITMAN #Agent47 #Eminem
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What the fuck
That's right Olivia Hall, Our Dog, Brian Griffin is Dead
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
That's right Olivia Hall, Our Dog, Brian Griffin is Dead
no ort-meyer didn't make 20 more clones there isn't an agent six seven why do the teens ask me about this. how do they even know about the cloning.
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
no ort-meyer didn't make 20 more clones there isn't an agent six seven why do the teens ask me about this. how do they even know about the cloning.
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They trapped me in a pickle jar to preserve me
October 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
They trapped me in a pickle jar to preserve me
Injecting my targets with drugs so they go to hell before they die
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Injecting my targets with drugs so they go to hell before they die
Guys the thermal drill is jammed
October 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Guys the thermal drill is jammed
Hit man
Hit man
Does whatever a hit can
Hit man
Does whatever a hit can
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hit man
Hit man
Does whatever a hit can
Hit man
Does whatever a hit can
bruce lee has been dead for over 50 years how is he here what the fuck
October 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
bruce lee has been dead for over 50 years how is he here what the fuck
The Spirit Urn is waiting to be claimed.
October 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The Spirit Urn is waiting to be claimed.
Does ACAB include assassins temporarily disguised as police officers to infiltrate a station and kill the corrupt chief and such
October 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Does ACAB include assassins temporarily disguised as police officers to infiltrate a station and kill the corrupt chief and such
Diana it's imperative we watch the credits I need to get the secret code from Scooby-Doo so I can beat Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed on Game Boy Advance
October 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Diana it's imperative we watch the credits I need to get the secret code from Scooby-Doo so I can beat Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed on Game Boy Advance
what is this guy's fucking problem anyways
October 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
what is this guy's fucking problem anyways
I need your help for my next target! Give me 27 dollars.
September 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I need your help for my next target! Give me 27 dollars.
I was cloned in a vat infused with Tylenol to give me the super autism the Yautja want to steal to evolve as a species
September 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I was cloned in a vat infused with Tylenol to give me the super autism the Yautja want to steal to evolve as a species