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He/him. Veterinarian, gamer, father, husband.

The Pope of Chili Town.

“Spray our dreams on any surface where the paint will stick. Try to time the rhythm, listen for the click.”
It always feels slightly less rewarding to boycott someone whose product sucks. Like at least with Chik-Fil-A I’m missing out on their breakfast sandwiches. By not patronizing Starbucks I’m simply continuing to not drink their shit coffee.

Anyway, fuck Starbucks.
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Descent and The Mist are two excellent horror movies that stand as one and done watches for me.
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Yep!
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I am bothered by the fact that the caption says “holding” when I am 99.9% certain he says “withholding.”
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This makes me wish I were a cap guy.
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Might I recommend coming to Richmond the next time That 1 Guy is in town? Small crowd, cool music. Really personal.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
While I won’t say that ham has NO place, it comes down to that or the green bean casserole for me. I saw some people say rolls, but if you aren’t making mini sandwiches during dinner, you’re doing it wrong.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If she wants “whatever genre The Mountain Goats are,” try Neutral Milk Hotel. I used to get that recommendation all the time as a “because you like The Mountain Goats,” and I recently listened to them and thought, “okay, I get it.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Have you read Chuck Wendig’s review?
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Had a really nice chat with a couple of striking baristas today.
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Marklaval
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ep. 11 - Do It Lady!
YouTube video by The Chit Show
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I take it you are not familiar with The Chit Show?
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Do it, Lady!
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“What time do you get done in the morning?”
“Well, I’m scheduled from 6pm to 10am, so…1pm?”
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I do NOT miss ER hours.
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It’s Halloween, you are supposed to tell scary stories, not heartwarming ones.
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM