Alex 🤡
@agaytrainwreck.bsky.social
A bit bent, bit of a nerd, bit of a nightmare
Geordie
27
🍉🇵🇸
He/Him
Imagine a Geordie juggling wine, gaming, and a slight sense of despair-delightful chaos ensues.
Geordie
27
🍉🇵🇸
He/Him
Imagine a Geordie juggling wine, gaming, and a slight sense of despair-delightful chaos ensues.
Anyway… gn bestie in my phone
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Anyway… gn bestie in my phone
Slowly learning that wine makes me slutty and idk how I feel about that
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Slowly learning that wine makes me slutty and idk how I feel about that
Okay so when I was drunk on Friday I apparently made plans for valentines day with a guy from work HELP
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Okay so when I was drunk on Friday I apparently made plans for valentines day with a guy from work HELP
Not me drunk posting hole & pole on main, bye
January 31, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Not me drunk posting hole & pole on main, bye
ESPECIALLY when I have my drill etc with me to go help my friend move into her new house 😭😭 i’m BUTCH
Got in me uber and he changed the music to put on Abba???
Is this a hate crime, bsky
Is this a hate crime, bsky
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 AM
ESPECIALLY when I have my drill etc with me to go help my friend move into her new house 😭😭 i’m BUTCH
Got in me uber and he changed the music to put on Abba???
Is this a hate crime, bsky
Is this a hate crime, bsky
January 30, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Got in me uber and he changed the music to put on Abba???
Is this a hate crime, bsky
Is this a hate crime, bsky
Not me becoming very single 2 weeks before valentines x
January 29, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Not me becoming very single 2 weeks before valentines x
It’s been 20 days and I sat at my desk for 3 hours during a bomb threat wby xx
Day one back at work - we need you on a 6 month project
Day two - can you write a report on your last project
Day three - how would you feel about moving dept and do you have scope for something?
Day four - okay I need this project delivered by Wednesday next week for the board
B Y E
Day two - can you write a report on your last project
Day three - how would you feel about moving dept and do you have scope for something?
Day four - okay I need this project delivered by Wednesday next week for the board
B Y E
January 28, 2026 at 5:21 PM
It’s been 20 days and I sat at my desk for 3 hours during a bomb threat wby xx
Since WHEN did I have to pay money to not have my data used by a scum corp???
Bye insta x
Bye insta x
January 23, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Since WHEN did I have to pay money to not have my data used by a scum corp???
Bye insta x
Bye insta x
Me, someone whos general responses are ‘fuck off’ or ‘are you thick’ has been told I’m having to work on business wide comms????
*refer to Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez for my reaction*
*refer to Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez for my reaction*
a group of people are dancing in a room with the words `` this is a disaster '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a group of people are dancing in a room with the words `` this is a disaster '' written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Me, someone whos general responses are ‘fuck off’ or ‘are you thick’ has been told I’m having to work on business wide comms????
*refer to Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez for my reaction*
*refer to Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez for my reaction*
Day one back at work - we need you on a 6 month project
Day two - can you write a report on your last project
Day three - how would you feel about moving dept and do you have scope for something?
Day four - okay I need this project delivered by Wednesday next week for the board
B Y E
Day two - can you write a report on your last project
Day three - how would you feel about moving dept and do you have scope for something?
Day four - okay I need this project delivered by Wednesday next week for the board
B Y E
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Day one back at work - we need you on a 6 month project
Day two - can you write a report on your last project
Day three - how would you feel about moving dept and do you have scope for something?
Day four - okay I need this project delivered by Wednesday next week for the board
B Y E
Day two - can you write a report on your last project
Day three - how would you feel about moving dept and do you have scope for something?
Day four - okay I need this project delivered by Wednesday next week for the board
B Y E
Want my pre-brain condition body back
Terrified of an ED recurrence 😭
WHAT DO I DO
Terrified of an ED recurrence 😭
WHAT DO I DO
January 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Want my pre-brain condition body back
Terrified of an ED recurrence 😭
WHAT DO I DO
Terrified of an ED recurrence 😭
WHAT DO I DO
So in the last week i’ve badly burned my index, middle and ring finger
I’ve now just slit the fucking palm of my hand open putting my knife in its sheath 😭😭
I’ve now just slit the fucking palm of my hand open putting my knife in its sheath 😭😭
January 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
So in the last week i’ve badly burned my index, middle and ring finger
I’ve now just slit the fucking palm of my hand open putting my knife in its sheath 😭😭
I’ve now just slit the fucking palm of my hand open putting my knife in its sheath 😭😭
‘Your App Script, Not found, has recently failed to finish successfully’
Well yes Google, because it DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST
Well yes Google, because it DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST
January 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
‘Your App Script, Not found, has recently failed to finish successfully’
Well yes Google, because it DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST
Well yes Google, because it DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST
Reposted by Alex 🤡
can't wait to retire
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 AM
can't wait to retire
This, on the return to work day??? It’s inhumane
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 AM
This, on the return to work day??? It’s inhumane
On a positive note - I got this hand carved wooden chess set and I only just unboxed it and it’s STUNNING
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 AM
On a positive note - I got this hand carved wooden chess set and I only just unboxed it and it’s STUNNING
The thought of returning to the office tomorrow is sending me to the depths of hell
(2 weeks off & a compulsive work emails checker btw)
(2 weeks off & a compulsive work emails checker btw)
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 AM
The thought of returning to the office tomorrow is sending me to the depths of hell
(2 weeks off & a compulsive work emails checker btw)
(2 weeks off & a compulsive work emails checker btw)
Oh that makes sense
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Oh that makes sense
My body temp is a joke because what do you mean I have to be shirtless but also need fluffy socks rn
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
My body temp is a joke because what do you mean I have to be shirtless but also need fluffy socks rn
Tonight was a major freezer raid dinner 😭
Lobster Bisque 🦞
Sourdough Baguette Croutons 🥖
Garlic, Shallot & Basil compound butter 🧈
Lobster Bisque 🦞
Sourdough Baguette Croutons 🥖
Garlic, Shallot & Basil compound butter 🧈
January 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Tonight was a major freezer raid dinner 😭
Lobster Bisque 🦞
Sourdough Baguette Croutons 🥖
Garlic, Shallot & Basil compound butter 🧈
Lobster Bisque 🦞
Sourdough Baguette Croutons 🥖
Garlic, Shallot & Basil compound butter 🧈
Loaded up my Xbox and it said my friend, that I buried 3 weeks ago, was playing fortnite and that I could join??
2026 better fucking sort itself out IMMEDIATELY
2026 better fucking sort itself out IMMEDIATELY
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Loaded up my Xbox and it said my friend, that I buried 3 weeks ago, was playing fortnite and that I could join??
2026 better fucking sort itself out IMMEDIATELY
2026 better fucking sort itself out IMMEDIATELY
Is it even a NYE spread without Gougères and home made pizza??
Thank fuck 2025 is about to end cos honestly fuck this year
Thank fuck 2025 is about to end cos honestly fuck this year
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Is it even a NYE spread without Gougères and home made pizza??
Thank fuck 2025 is about to end cos honestly fuck this year
Thank fuck 2025 is about to end cos honestly fuck this year
Okay so between dinners and martinis, I somehow am no longer on the market 😅
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Okay so between dinners and martinis, I somehow am no longer on the market 😅
Well, that’s not ominous or anything
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Well, that’s not ominous or anything