Okay this is a reasonable big cookie!!! If those were regular size it would be Too Much

Are those regular m&ms or mini? Trying to judge the scale of big cookie

Joke’s on her because once I was able to rub her back for three consecutive seconds she was out like a light

thought you were next to another kid in a black turtleneck. “wow, they look so similar”

Did you know you can’t send security envelopes into federal prisons anymore? I know what the reason is (make more difficult) but what in the fuck could be their justification for that

Found out the soup store is now owned by a millionaire cog in the military industrial complex lmao

I mean my preschool students love this song (they can all count to 20 I promise)

I dug into it because the prospect of taking that test again at 33 made me feel like I was in high school, and wouldn’t you know it, they’ve got a diploma on my record

I’m late to this but I think about this commercial for Water Slide World a couple times a month. I have never been to Water Slide World.