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BIG SHIRL
@afroshirl.bsky.social
Love the crabs. Hate the barrel.

The life of your light.
A fresh of breath air.

🦖 Chicago
(😆😆😆 Jordans. You can tell the last time I thought about getting money from a dude was in high school. Iono what we're supposed to be trying for at this age. I have everything I need.)
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
One "I believe in you, Cordell!" too many from some dedicated wife could be the reason I don't get those Jordans.
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Sad papis, ONLY.
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Like heavy ppl get. But she wasn't big. She wasn't skinny either, tho. If I had to fight her head up, she'd give me a little go.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I never cuss in front of my mom. But they scared her and made her look like a rattled child to me, so it just flew out, and goddammit.
I could see that 1st officers face SO clearly but it's a face I've never seen before. I could see so much detail, she had dark discoloration on her cheeks+
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Im fucking LIVID.
Those the kinda dreams Black ppl get to have.
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I kept hearing "5 MILLION! 5 MILLION DOLLARS!" before I just woke up, PISSED.
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
My family comes out shook. My huge, steel front door is now in my livingroom flat on the ground. My mama says, "Now what are we go do w/o a door?" and she looked like a child to me in that moment. I said "We gone buy another one w/ the 5 MIL DOLLAR LAWSUIT MONEY! THEY'RE DONE! IM NOT FUCKIN AROUND!"
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I finally said, "And Im gonna need the name and badge number of everybody out here that's chosen to violate my rights tonight!" They all disbursed, got in their cars and left w/o giving me those names, but I have cameras and family recording the whole thing from inside the house.
Cops leave+
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I got REAL REAL good at pedicures. Takes longer, but it honestly looks better when I do em myself and Im not giving money to somebody who hates my Black ass feet.
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Lmmfaooooo
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
😆😆😆
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If you see somebody wearing these, go to them for safety, they're a security guard.
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM