A_FROG_IN_TIME
@afrogintime.bsky.social
Aspiring Author & Hopeless Dreamer.
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@afrogintime.bsky.social
· Oct 11
You've met the gang, now find out what they do.
Amazon link: books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My website thedeepdarkscave.com
Amazon link: books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My website thedeepdarkscave.com
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We need your help!! Bookpocalypse Big Fat Bookish Quiz of the Year, friday! If you fear for the reputation of our guests please join us and provide clues and support! @hollytinsl3y.bsky.social @timhardieauthor.bsky.social @tombookbeard.bsky.social @davidtlist.bsky.social @charliecav.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We need your help!! Bookpocalypse Big Fat Bookish Quiz of the Year, friday! If you fear for the reputation of our guests please join us and provide clues and support! @hollytinsl3y.bsky.social @timhardieauthor.bsky.social @tombookbeard.bsky.social @davidtlist.bsky.social @charliecav.bsky.social
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Buy my book you won't be sorry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Get in early on the first-ever saw and sorcery? Mallet and magic? Sod it, just a plain funny book, buy it for a Christmas treat.
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Buy my book you won't be sorry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Get in early on the first-ever saw and sorcery? Mallet and magic? Sod it, just a plain funny book, buy it for a Christmas treat.
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Buy my book you won't be sorry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Get in early on the first-ever saw and sorcery? Mallet and magic? Sod it, just a plain funny book, buy it for a Christmas treat.
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Buy my book you won't be sorry
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Get in early on the first-ever saw and sorcery? Mallet and magic? Sod it, just a plain funny book, buy it for a Christmas treat.
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
In a world of Elves, Humans, Orcs, Goblins and intelligent trolls, our hero uses his wits and carpentry skills to survive. Armed with a chisel and joined by an irascible badger and a social outcast half-elf. Think The Odyssey, but with extra sawdust!
#comedyfantasy
In a world of Elves, Humans, Orcs, Goblins and intelligent trolls, our hero uses his wits and carpentry skills to survive. Armed with a chisel and joined by an irascible badger and a social outcast half-elf. Think The Odyssey, but with extra sawdust!
#comedyfantasy
Available now at your favorite digital store!
Carpentry In The Elven Forest by Alex French
books2read.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
In a world of Elves, Humans, Orcs, Goblins and intelligent trolls, our hero uses his wits and carpentry skills to survive. Armed with a chisel and joined by an irascible badger and a social outcast half-elf. Think The Odyssey, but with extra sawdust!
#comedyfantasy
In a world of Elves, Humans, Orcs, Goblins and intelligent trolls, our hero uses his wits and carpentry skills to survive. Armed with a chisel and joined by an irascible badger and a social outcast half-elf. Think The Odyssey, but with extra sawdust!
#comedyfantasy
You wait a month for the first YouTube review of your book. Then you get one, and... it's AWESOME! Vibe, captured. Reaction, positive. Music, just perfect!
youtu.be/BUyWc2bEyUc?...
youtu.be/BUyWc2bEyUc?...
REACTION/REVIEW #88: CARPENTRY IN THE ELVEN FOREST by Alex French
YouTube video by The Fantasy Thinker
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
You wait a month for the first YouTube review of your book. Then you get one, and... it's AWESOME! Vibe, captured. Reaction, positive. Music, just perfect!
youtu.be/BUyWc2bEyUc?...
youtu.be/BUyWc2bEyUc?...
In a world of ancient magic and towering trees, one apprentice carpenter must prove his worth.
Not with a sword, but with a chisel, an angry badger and a half-elf who does not know herself.
Can he succeed against goblins, orcs, animals and getting drunk?
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
Not with a sword, but with a chisel, an angry badger and a half-elf who does not know herself.
Can he succeed against goblins, orcs, animals and getting drunk?
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In a world of ancient magic and towering trees, one apprentice carpenter must prove his worth.
Not with a sword, but with a chisel, an angry badger and a half-elf who does not know herself.
Can he succeed against goblins, orcs, animals and getting drunk?
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
Not with a sword, but with a chisel, an angry badger and a half-elf who does not know herself.
Can he succeed against goblins, orcs, animals and getting drunk?
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
I have just done my first interview as an author.
Thank you to Varsha, Jarrod & bsky.app/profile/chri...
For giving up their time to listen to me waffle on.
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
youtu.be/74xg_xrXlGQ
Thank you to Varsha, Jarrod & bsky.app/profile/chri...
For giving up their time to listen to me waffle on.
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
youtu.be/74xg_xrXlGQ
Carpentry in the Elven Forest | Alex French | Author Discussion
YouTube video by Reading By the Rainy Mountain
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I have just done my first interview as an author.
Thank you to Varsha, Jarrod & bsky.app/profile/chri...
For giving up their time to listen to me waffle on.
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
youtu.be/74xg_xrXlGQ
Thank you to Varsha, Jarrod & bsky.app/profile/chri...
For giving up their time to listen to me waffle on.
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
youtu.be/74xg_xrXlGQ
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October 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Why not bring some warming comedy into your life this October.
Surely it's nicer than chilly chills
Surely it's nicer than chilly chills
You've met the gang, now find out what they do.
Amazon link: books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My website thedeepdarkscave.com
Amazon link: books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My website thedeepdarkscave.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Why not bring some warming comedy into your life this October.
Surely it's nicer than chilly chills
Surely it's nicer than chilly chills
The long nights are drawing in, it's getting cold, and heating costs more and more. How do you deal with this?
You curl up under a blanket,
Play some good tunes,
AND READ A FUNNY BOOK!
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
You curl up under a blanket,
Play some good tunes,
AND READ A FUNNY BOOK!
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The long nights are drawing in, it's getting cold, and heating costs more and more. How do you deal with this?
You curl up under a blanket,
Play some good tunes,
AND READ A FUNNY BOOK!
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
You curl up under a blanket,
Play some good tunes,
AND READ A FUNNY BOOK!
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My first Review!!!
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
October 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My first Review!!!
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
Anyone up for a challenge?
Write me a ten word horror story for scary season.
No prize other than kudos!
Best story will be the one with the most likes.
Write me a ten word horror story for scary season.
No prize other than kudos!
Best story will be the one with the most likes.
a woman 's face is glowing in the dark with green dots
ALT: a woman 's face is glowing in the dark with green dots
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Anyone up for a challenge?
Write me a ten word horror story for scary season.
No prize other than kudos!
Best story will be the one with the most likes.
Write me a ten word horror story for scary season.
No prize other than kudos!
Best story will be the one with the most likes.
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You've met the gang, now find out what they do.
Amazon link: books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My website thedeepdarkscave.com
Amazon link: books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My website thedeepdarkscave.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
You've met the gang, now find out what they do.
Amazon link: books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My website thedeepdarkscave.com
Amazon link: books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My website thedeepdarkscave.com
You've met the gang, now find out what they do.
Amazon link: books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My website thedeepdarkscave.com
Amazon link: books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My website thedeepdarkscave.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
You've met the gang, now find out what they do.
Amazon link: books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My website thedeepdarkscave.com
Amazon link: books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
My website thedeepdarkscave.com
Go on, admit it. It sounds at least intriguing, maybe even mildly interesting?
It's free on Kindle Unlimited!!
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
It's free on Kindle Unlimited!!
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Go on, admit it. It sounds at least intriguing, maybe even mildly interesting?
It's free on Kindle Unlimited!!
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
It's free on Kindle Unlimited!!
books2read.com/u/mdvY2w
October 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Day 2 of our Big Indie Weekend online event starts here! Here's today's lineup ⬇️
1pm: LIVE Indie Author Write-a-Long
3pm: PANEL: Fusion of Fiction & History
5pm: WORKSHOP: Writing for Audio
7pm: PANEL: Assembling the A-Team
9pm: PANEL: Building a Platform
1pm: LIVE Indie Author Write-a-Long
3pm: PANEL: Fusion of Fiction & History
5pm: WORKSHOP: Writing for Audio
7pm: PANEL: Assembling the A-Team
9pm: PANEL: Building a Platform
October 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Day 2 of our Big Indie Weekend online event starts here! Here's today's lineup ⬇️
1pm: LIVE Indie Author Write-a-Long
3pm: PANEL: Fusion of Fiction & History
5pm: WORKSHOP: Writing for Audio
7pm: PANEL: Assembling the A-Team
9pm: PANEL: Building a Platform
1pm: LIVE Indie Author Write-a-Long
3pm: PANEL: Fusion of Fiction & History
5pm: WORKSHOP: Writing for Audio
7pm: PANEL: Assembling the A-Team
9pm: PANEL: Building a Platform
"Oh aye, yer could sit there looking kinda pretty. Well, as pretty as yer can look with nae fur. Or yer could buy Carpentry In The Elven Forest and read a book.
Can yer read or are you a bird?
Wee timorous bastards, thinking they are so high and mighty. Literally."
www.thedeepdarkscave.com
Can yer read or are you a bird?
Wee timorous bastards, thinking they are so high and mighty. Literally."
www.thedeepdarkscave.com
October 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"Oh aye, yer could sit there looking kinda pretty. Well, as pretty as yer can look with nae fur. Or yer could buy Carpentry In The Elven Forest and read a book.
Can yer read or are you a bird?
Wee timorous bastards, thinking they are so high and mighty. Literally."
www.thedeepdarkscave.com
Can yer read or are you a bird?
Wee timorous bastards, thinking they are so high and mighty. Literally."
www.thedeepdarkscave.com
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We are delighted to help share the cover reveal and launch of Carpentry in the Elven Forest, Alex French's fantasy debut. Featuring an epic quest, a mysterious stranger and a sarcastic badger! Happy book launch, @afrogintime.bsky.social! You can learn more here: spotlightindie.co.uk?p=2010
September 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We are delighted to help share the cover reveal and launch of Carpentry in the Elven Forest, Alex French's fantasy debut. Featuring an epic quest, a mysterious stranger and a sarcastic badger! Happy book launch, @afrogintime.bsky.social! You can learn more here: spotlightindie.co.uk?p=2010
At midnight, this little book goes out into the world for the first time. It has no clue what it is doing or what to expect.
Much like its protagonist, the world's oldest apprentice carpenter.
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
Much like its protagonist, the world's oldest apprentice carpenter.
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
September 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
At midnight, this little book goes out into the world for the first time. It has no clue what it is doing or what to expect.
Much like its protagonist, the world's oldest apprentice carpenter.
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
Much like its protagonist, the world's oldest apprentice carpenter.
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
Now available for pre-order. My debut novel: Carpentry In The Elven Forest.
Described by one as "a book" and by another as "containing words". How can you afford to miss out?
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
Release date 30th September.
Described by one as "a book" and by another as "containing words". How can you afford to miss out?
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
Release date 30th September.
September 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Now available for pre-order. My debut novel: Carpentry In The Elven Forest.
Described by one as "a book" and by another as "containing words". How can you afford to miss out?
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
Release date 30th September.
Described by one as "a book" and by another as "containing words". How can you afford to miss out?
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
Release date 30th September.
Reposted by A_FROG_IN_TIME
Carpentry In The Elven Forest is now available to pre-order on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited!
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
September 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Carpentry In The Elven Forest is now available to pre-order on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited!
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
Carpentry In The Elven Forest is now available to pre-order on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited!
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
September 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Carpentry In The Elven Forest is now available to pre-order on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited!
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
US: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
AUS: www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0FRZMFFYB
Well, I have written a book. It will be available for pre-order in the next 72 hours and available to buy from Amazon 30th September.
Carpentry In the Elven Forest - a roller coaster of a fantasy quest told in glorious comedy.
Carpentry In the Elven Forest - a roller coaster of a fantasy quest told in glorious comedy.
September 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Well, I have written a book. It will be available for pre-order in the next 72 hours and available to buy from Amazon 30th September.
Carpentry In the Elven Forest - a roller coaster of a fantasy quest told in glorious comedy.
Carpentry In the Elven Forest - a roller coaster of a fantasy quest told in glorious comedy.
Back on the querying train again. Waiting for those rejections to come piling in.
Here's a sample of what I am trying to get published...
Here's a sample of what I am trying to get published...
November 17, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Back on the querying train again. Waiting for those rejections to come piling in.
Here's a sample of what I am trying to get published...
Here's a sample of what I am trying to get published...
As I draw ever closer to the end of carpentry in the Elvem Forest, my mind is already turning to my next novel.
Does anyone think there is any mileage in a Troll detective story in the style of Raymond Chandler?
Because that is what I want to write!
Does anyone think there is any mileage in a Troll detective story in the style of Raymond Chandler?
Because that is what I want to write!
May 17, 2024 at 12:22 PM
As I draw ever closer to the end of carpentry in the Elvem Forest, my mind is already turning to my next novel.
Does anyone think there is any mileage in a Troll detective story in the style of Raymond Chandler?
Because that is what I want to write!
Does anyone think there is any mileage in a Troll detective story in the style of Raymond Chandler?
Because that is what I want to write!