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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️
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Husband to Kelly, Dad to @thatquietrachel, GUNNER FAN (Thanks Gen-Z) 🙄, Beer Lover, Roll Tide. LOVE Dogs. RIP Rusty. Did I mention dogs? Skylar! #Ukraine #СлаваУкраїні
Of course! Have you never heard of the Yernkees? And here I was thinking you knew all about sports. 😂
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Agreed. He’ll probably be asleep anyway.
December 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sounds like they need to consider him a suspect. 🤔
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
That's the darn truth! I asked Google A.I. if Abraham Lincoln created the Lincoln Continental, and got a response that it was not only possible, but likely! 🙄 😂
December 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
No. Just no.
December 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Can’t we just say “Salmon Paddy”? Affectionately, of course! 😆
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The first walk I took Skylar on, he barked incessantly at a fire hydrant. I never could make him understand that it was just a dog loo.
December 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Of course, it appears while Kelly was enjoying @chrislhayes.bsky.social’s book, Skylar was having none of it. 😂
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There’s only one day that needs to become a national holiday, and it sure as hell isn’t his birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Skylar’s sister lives next door. Sometimes I think she just barks to make him run out, then says, “Hah! Made you look!” 😂
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Exactly!
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“He’s stylishly seething.”

There. Fixed it for ya.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I would be alright with someone in the military just beating him to a pulp. And let’s not kid ourselves. That would be just about ANYBODY in the military. #HegsethIsASnowflake
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I find that hard to believe, considering how much “RAM” computers get. 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ummm… Can someone look in on Rip one Winkle? 🫡
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
😂😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
For Shaggy, I’d say it’s a $2000 dog bed. He deserves it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM