Well alright, fams. It still sounds legally dubious to me, but I don't own Tesla stock anyway, so good luck. It would be cool if the public that helped him go from rich to asshole rich could destroy his wealth, but I feel like anything that fucks up a rich white guy's money ends up illegal

Well, that's a relief

Wait, but aren't you talking about coordinating a mass sell-off?

boycotting is exactly not the same thing as trying to short a stock

Cool. I'll put it on my SEC watchlist.

Well, I'm sure you could find enough young people who don't mind going to federal prison for securities fraud in this dubious attempt to bankrupt literally the richest man in the world.

Good luck, I hope it works!

Is the premise here that people can crash the entire net worth of the world's richest man in the belief that Tesla is his only asset, and further that no one would go to jail for this?

That's hilarious

❤️

Rebecca Black as in the official Friday anthem girl? That's awesome!

I can't acknowledge that I didn't recognize Lady Gaga or they will pull my queer card 😢

I'm sorry, Bikini Kill said TRANS RIGHTS NOW??

Yay, all those decades-ago feelings of not being real enough to like Bikini Kill are finally falling away

Fun! Who are the artists in the pics?

I'm going to start signing my checks as The Ol' Pun Factory

@proofofburden.bsky.social since you love my little jokes

Oh, and I brought receipts.

www.ers.usda.gov/data-product...

@thomaswoof.bsky.social & @pandasaurusrex.bsky.social

I would appreciate that so much, but also I would sample it into a beat

@pandasaurusrex.bsky.social & @thomaswoof.bsky.social because you like it

@proofofburden.bsky.social because you hate it

🫶🏻

That's right, feed the monster

I mean, "hahaha!"

Thank you