As a native Masshole, there’s a good chance that the person telling you to go fuck yourself will be a close, personal friend

Came here to post this same gif. Glad to see someone was already on it

I believe “scientist” was traditionally the female gendered term that became the norm, because before that the male term was “man of science”, which didn’t apply to women

None of my dice were working for me last night, and instead of coming to the logical conclusion of that I was just having a poor rolling night, I of course blamed the dice and now need to shop for new ones.

Hackers showed us the benefits of being nimble in an urban environment :D

She's pivoting to try and run for Senate in 2026. That's all it is. She knows she can't win state-wide as a far right loon, so she's trying to rebrand. And the media is letting her do it.

Could be like me. When I’m learning/doing something new, I tend to favor using my left hand. After I know a bit about what I’m doing I switch to my right and never go back.

Not sure why I do it but my parents say I’ve been doing it my whole life

The Republican mantra right now is basically:

If you’re struggling - we will make your life harder

If you’re doing well - we will make your life easier

Such a stupid assumption to make when we’ve seen other nations basically skipping over oil as much as they can and embracing small electric vehicles because it makes more sense for their people to

Teaching a whole classroom of kids to never trust someone wearing a police uniform. I'm sure this'll be great for us in the long term