I'm just shocked that the CHUDs were able to read something more than four words long.

No! I got it! Bring back Discovery Zone!

Pay check advance. Y'know, one of those places that you sign your paycheck over to once you get it since they paid you out a few days early.
Either that or a nail salon, if the hair salon doesn't offer it already.

I don't attend Whitewash Day family dinners anymore since I told an uncle if he was so thankful for the troops, he should stop voting for people who send them overseas.
But I'm thankful for Rock'n'Roll and literature, same as every other year. 🤘

Where do I get this top? I need it. For...a friend. Yeah, a friend.

Step 5 is take you hostage and make my demands. Are you even a fan?