I cannot fathom what's happening

it's not even close 😭

Our Uber driver home said it was +30 and I was like there's no way 🤣

Standing room only? Try getting a train from our Warwickshire commuter town to London on the weekend and you'll be lucky if you can physically get on the fucking thing

"A Real Human Being" belongs in the pantheon of all-time film bangers

The film is legit and definitely worth checking out - I say this as a huge fan of the original

Loved how funny Danny Huston was too

6. Trying to thread a complicated needle at work and the whole situation is making me feel really anxious

Me and the wife every Christmas

It's staggering to me how they treat such a major employer in multiple large towns and cities with such disdain

Everyone wins in this scenario 🩵

The story behind that joke is so funny - it was a reference to a famous commercial at the time, which featured a woman with a towel wrapped around her head. The bizarreness of it many years after everyone's forgotten the reference is what makes it brilliant