That's the look of a cat that is about to do a perfect 6 foot leap to catch a bug and fail miserably

It's fine they are attached to cables and the slight pressure from the slot! Just no earthquakes please

It's what the dumb movie deserves

Let me have the Sumdali forever. Nobody else, just me.

I hope they look at me and just say "computer"

I thought they made Kroger in Texas illegal

I legally own all your books but I will say in the past when I've pirated something and found out I love it dearly I make it my life's work to be an evangelist for it. (And buy it on sale)

The only man happy to have an extra ball.

Tired from all the napping

Pibb Xtra Zero

Sure but I'm gonna turn the planet off after 2026 so get it in fast.

I put some chopped onions and peppers on it and it helped a lot