Phil
@admiralphil.bsky.social
You can't really tell, but in my profile pic I'm standing inside an active volcano
I hope it's not Claudio Ranieri anyway
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I hope it's not Claudio Ranieri anyway
They're planning to open one in Chapelhall, but they'll have to call it Kingyes
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
They're planning to open one in Chapelhall, but they'll have to call it Kingyes
Guarantee you the bank will still charge you to verify your digital ID and take bloody ages about it
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Guarantee you the bank will still charge you to verify your digital ID and take bloody ages about it
She would still have to withdraw the statement though, wouldn't she?
October 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
She would still have to withdraw the statement though, wouldn't she?
Surely this is misleading the house, if anyone from the opposition can be bothered to challenge it
October 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Surely this is misleading the house, if anyone from the opposition can be bothered to challenge it
To be clear, your research relates to the Loch Ness monster or to the loch itself?
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
To be clear, your research relates to the Loch Ness monster or to the loch itself?
...Your boys took one hell of a beating
September 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
...Your boys took one hell of a beating
Anish Kapoor about to make a killing on this
August 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Anish Kapoor about to make a killing on this
I guess someone's about to die then
August 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I guess someone's about to die then
I can recommend the Bols museum in Amsterdam for the same reason
August 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I can recommend the Bols museum in Amsterdam for the same reason
Definitely showing my age here - it was Shadow of the Beast on my cousin's Amiga. I had a Sinclair Spectrum at home, the difference was mind-blowing
July 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Definitely showing my age here - it was Shadow of the Beast on my cousin's Amiga. I had a Sinclair Spectrum at home, the difference was mind-blowing
My thoughts are with his beloved oil lamp Paladin at this difficult time
July 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
My thoughts are with his beloved oil lamp Paladin at this difficult time
Happiness is a Shawarma Gun #middleeastbeatles
June 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Happiness is a Shawarma Gun #middleeastbeatles
She Came in Through the Ba'athroom Window #middleeastbeatles
June 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
She Came in Through the Ba'athroom Window #middleeastbeatles
Isn't every British romcom set on an island?
June 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Isn't every British romcom set on an island?
He blocked me on Twitter after he said Burns Suppers were anti-Catholic and I replied saying (as a fellow Scottish Catholic) I'd never heard this before and asked if he could substantiate it
June 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
He blocked me on Twitter after he said Burns Suppers were anti-Catholic and I replied saying (as a fellow Scottish Catholic) I'd never heard this before and asked if he could substantiate it