The Year without Snow Miser

Trust me bro, save up for a PS5. It's backwards compatible with PS4 and its very worth it to keep up with the new stuff.
I'm sure you could find a decent pre-owned one for cheap. Make sure to get the version with a disc drive.

I will also buy you Helldivers 2 for xmas if you do.

Tonsil stone havers:

You should listen to running water ASMR instead and get used to the sound tap being on so you can sleep through your water bill getting expensive when you accidentally leave the sink on.

Or build up your tolerance to water sounds wanting to make you piss. Become stronger!