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40-something single dad of four, bloody happy with life.
Time to start work on one of the Christmas presents for my gf - refurbishing this old Singer sewing machine and table.

80 years of grime and scrapers of varnish to remove.
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I don't know what's more depressing - my bank balance, or my screen time notifications.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
How early is too early for Viennetta?
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I want to buy an ice cream truck and change it so that in winter I can drive around selling coffee, tea, hot chocolote, and hot pastries.
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Get a good night's sleep? In this economy?!

I'm too poor for that.
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This hot water bottle for my feet might be the best thing I’ve EVER bought.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Tonight I fixed a bug that I'd been stuck with for over a week, so to celebrate I'm drinking my rum out of a glass, like a proper grown up.
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm a solid 10, but only in Binary.
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Is it too late to fix my Spotify Wrapped so I don't look like a lunatic with the consistency of sloppy gravy?
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There is not a single movie that wouldn't be improved by adding Muppets to it.
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Realised I could hook up my Mac to my telly, so did what any grown man would do:

Played Football Manager on the big screen.

(I’m 45 years old…)
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just saw a post about Americans being upset that wandering the streets with glasses of wine and chatting with friends is illegal there, and I think I may now have my weekend plan sorted in good old Britain.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Name two words that rhyme but should never go together.

I’ll start: Fun run.
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I believe every man who doesn’t have a beard would look better with a beard.
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
How many rodeos is the right number of rodeos for me to know what I'm doing?

Because I'm way past my first rodeo and still haven't got a clue.
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I want a show of Nick and Joe travelling the country in an old school mini.

Don’t even care what they’re doing on the trip.

#TheTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Linda is looking at Alan and thinking it should’ve been her.

#TheTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Joe could eat Nick and STILL manage three Weetabix.

#TheTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Imagine living in the age when the invention of sliced bread was the best thing EVER.

Simpler times. Good times.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Just received a welcome email from my own company that I didn't know was being sent out today, and I can't stop smiling about it!

@whingewhingewine.co.uk is bloody good at this.

(And if you haven't signed up to www.42thingstodo.net yet, what are you waiting for?!)
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
It’s not everyday you launch the business and application that you’ve had in your head for a decade.

Time for wine, I think.

www.42thingstodo.net

(If you find bugs I’d love it if you message me to say where and what!)
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November 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just discovered the phrase Schroedinger's Douchebag, and I need to add this to my vocabulary.
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pretty sure soon I'll do my grocery shopping and not be able to eat anything until I've downloaded an app for it.

"What a nice orange! Better register on the Orinj app and give them all my data so I can enjoy it fully and receive orange-related news, alerts and updates for the rest of my life."
October 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Kids today have grown up without DVD director commentary, and boy does that show.
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM