Adam VanHo
@adamvanho.bsky.social
Father | Husband | Attorney | Golden Retriever Dad | Cyclist | Midwesterner | Amateur Poet | Criminal, Appellate, and Constitutional Law Enthusiast | America’s Foremost Third Amendment Expert | VanHoLaw.com |
Congratulations to my wife Tina!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Congratulations to my wife Tina!!
Apparently the Costco folks were dropping me a hint that I need to pack better for biking.
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Apparently the Costco folks were dropping me a hint that I need to pack better for biking.
Ohioans don’t want a king.
October 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ohioans don’t want a king.
We kicked the King out of here in 1776!
We don’t want any back.
We don’t want any back.
October 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We kicked the King out of here in 1776!
We don’t want any back.
We don’t want any back.
My friends recommend the classiest of places to eat.
October 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My friends recommend the classiest of places to eat.
As seen in Princeton, New Jersey.
October 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
As seen in Princeton, New Jersey.
From this morning’s ride …
October 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
From this morning’s ride …
As seen in Maine.
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September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
As seen in Maine.
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Picked up a new button for the collection.
September 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Picked up a new button for the collection.
All is now right with the world.
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September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
All is now right with the world.
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"The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit."
― Nelson Henderson
― Nelson Henderson
September 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit."
― Nelson Henderson
― Nelson Henderson
Three years later, I finally got it (but am printing it out myself) … 🤣
September 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Three years later, I finally got it (but am printing it out myself) … 🤣
Not guilty on the felony.
Guilty on the misdemeanor.
Guilty on the misdemeanor.
September 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Not guilty on the felony.
Guilty on the misdemeanor.
Guilty on the misdemeanor.
If Chicago is a hellhole, why would I pay this much money to rent a hotel room on such short notice?
September 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If Chicago is a hellhole, why would I pay this much money to rent a hotel room on such short notice?
To show no hard feelings after the Ohio State-Texas game, we came and fed some longhorns.
August 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
To show no hard feelings after the Ohio State-Texas game, we came and fed some longhorns.
I’d rather talk about puppies.
August 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’d rather talk about puppies.
IT’S TRUE!!!
Towelie is from Cleveland!!!
Towelie is from Cleveland!!!
August 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
IT’S TRUE!!!
Towelie is from Cleveland!!!
Towelie is from Cleveland!!!
F*** YOU INSTAGRAM!
August 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
F*** YOU INSTAGRAM!
When your wife says you’ll never wear it and when the photographer says you can bring props to the family photo shoot ….
August 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
When your wife says you’ll never wear it and when the photographer says you can bring props to the family photo shoot ….
Wouldn’t it be great if everytime the term “Kristi Noem” is typed into Google, this image pops up:
August 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Wouldn’t it be great if everytime the term “Kristi Noem” is typed into Google, this image pops up:
Cancel Colbert - I cancel you CBS/Paramount.
July 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Cancel Colbert - I cancel you CBS/Paramount.
I’m sorry - it’s time for @democrats.org and the Ohio Democrats to stop pulling punches:
The GOP is the party of Jeffrey Epstein, Jim Jordan, ignorance, inflation and ignorance.
The GOP is the party of Jeffrey Epstein, Jim Jordan, ignorance, inflation and ignorance.
July 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m sorry - it’s time for @democrats.org and the Ohio Democrats to stop pulling punches:
The GOP is the party of Jeffrey Epstein, Jim Jordan, ignorance, inflation and ignorance.
The GOP is the party of Jeffrey Epstein, Jim Jordan, ignorance, inflation and ignorance.
Don’t laugh - it’s coming under DJT.
July 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Don’t laugh - it’s coming under DJT.
