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Adamn
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Charlotte, NC, USA

cats, ddr, existentialism, path of exile, d&d, jrpg, software, hardcore / speedcore / terrorcore
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June 9, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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I am thankful for living in this moment, a world where my vision can be corrected by glasses, with relative stability, allowing me to see the perfect moon above the Atlantic and palm trees. May I never lose reverence for simplicity.
April 23, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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Chewy senpai noticed me on LinkedIn
March 21, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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When you stub your toe
March 18, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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Papyrus, but he's an anteater
March 17, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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boeing meme shitpost
March 15, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Papyrus before and after I told him I loved him and that he was sweet
March 14, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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r/catAdvice didn't approve my post so I'm leaving it here. Papyrus still loves butt spanks.
Screenshot of Reddit post titled "Cat addicted to butt spanks?" Text reads: A few years back, my girlfriend came home from work and, just like any other day, my cat Papyrus walked up to her to welcome her home. He's a somewhat chunky cat and has some dog-like mannerisms (used to play fetch, follows people around, makes barky sounds). Drawing back on memories of dogs growing up, she decided to beat on his side a little. And thus began the journey to his butt spank addiction. She told me that he seemed to like the slaps. And, liking my cat, I started doing it fairly consistently. This evolved to spanking the butt / base of his tail. When I drum on his butt, he makes a happy meow every couple of seconds and will stand in place for as long as I continue. Papyrus began to crave butt spanks. He has always been an affectionate cat, but that affection was newly punctuated with hints for butt spanks. The post continues. Character limit exceeded in ALT text.
March 14, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Please
Cat standing on the edge of a sink, intently peering at a water faucet. Girl standing next to cat, also looking intently at the faucet. Text reads PLEASE CONSIDER WHAT YOUR CAT CONSIDERS.
March 13, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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workday is wild

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Satirical mockup of a Workday module allowing an HR representative to automate the layoff process based on metrics such as wage, length of tenure, and pro-union status.
October 9, 2023 at 3:59 PM
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working on rebuilding #ddr stamina after struggling with mental obstacles related to lingering pain from a goose ankle injury, really proud of this today
August 10, 2023 at 11:57 PM