now THAT'S a heavy pizza
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
now THAT'S a heavy pizza
Is this Radio 6 music?
October 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Is this Radio 6 music?
Shout out to hot food
October 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Shout out to hot food
Is every word a film yet?
October 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Is every word a film yet?
How many metros are you allowed to take before it becomes illegal?
October 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How many metros are you allowed to take before it becomes illegal?
How come cats know all languages?
October 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
How come cats know all languages?
I saw a kiwi wearing a tiara today
September 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I saw a kiwi wearing a tiara today
Funny how opening up an app like this compels you to type something
September 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Funny how opening up an app like this compels you to type something
A cat that's not mine brought me a mouse today
Then lobbed it around my front garden for 5 minutes
Then lobbed it around my front garden for 5 minutes
September 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A cat that's not mine brought me a mouse today
Then lobbed it around my front garden for 5 minutes
Then lobbed it around my front garden for 5 minutes
Nobody's eyes are on stalks and they just keep flying away
September 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Nobody's eyes are on stalks and they just keep flying away
I wonder if my eyes flutter when I'm thinking about my things
August 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I wonder if my eyes flutter when I'm thinking about my things
It's pronounced Ouroboros
August 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It's pronounced Ouroboros
If I was god everything would be terrible
August 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If I was god everything would be terrible
Cars look smaller tonight
July 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Cars look smaller tonight
I'm not sure what stuff you'd like to be in a hammock and neither am I. X
July 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'm not sure what stuff you'd like to be in a hammock and neither am I. X
I hope nobody knocks on my door
July 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I hope nobody knocks on my door
I've got a song about sweaty fake ham if anyone wants to take that further
July 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I've got a song about sweaty fake ham if anyone wants to take that further
If you wear a new piece of clothing people will say it's nice
June 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you wear a new piece of clothing people will say it's nice
There's only one thing that I like and that is whistling in the dark
June 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There's only one thing that I like and that is whistling in the dark
I used to enjoy michael jackson songs. I reckon it's ok to enjoy his songs when he was in The Jackson 5
June 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I used to enjoy michael jackson songs. I reckon it's ok to enjoy his songs when he was in The Jackson 5
Sometimes you can learn things
June 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Sometimes you can learn things
I'm a big fan of horses having pillows
June 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm a big fan of horses having pillows
I remember one of my first recurring dreams was going to kip in a sleeping bag and getting swallowed by the ground
June 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I remember one of my first recurring dreams was going to kip in a sleeping bag and getting swallowed by the ground
Has anybody suggested using two butter knives as chopsticks?
June 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Has anybody suggested using two butter knives as chopsticks?