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american tech analyst youtuber: THIS... is Gallium Nitride... and it's going.. to change... *everything*

serbian DIY youtuber: this is my ehh 3D printed a silicone pusy
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
my taco bell never has new dessert items
January 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Reposted by Adam Jetmalani
🧵Yesterday, we filed a first-in-the-nation class action against Eightfold AI—a company most people have never heard of, but that plays a hidden role in deciding who gets hired at some of the biggest companies in the country. /1

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/b...
Job Applicants Sue to Open ‘Black Box’ of A.I. Hiring Decisions
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:27 PM
this goes absolutely insane when paired with the acoustics of a 2013 subaru outback
Orquestra Afro-Brasileira - Índia
YouTube video by BIGA
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
a moped would solve all my problems
January 24, 2026 at 6:07 AM
CEO [hands steepled]: with our fleet of autonomous vehicles, we have centralized liability for thousands of car crashes in one [hands now in victorious little fists] multi-billion dollar company
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 PM
vegan restaurants that try to conceal that for some reason:

our custom patty
add a slice of "american"

try the chiken nuggets
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Reposted by Adam Jetmalani
i looked up Yaddle and i found out that Yaddle took a sabbatical on Kronk.
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 AM
i went to elephants deli today to get some soup and the italian guy running things looks me up and down and says "what are you looking for, porridge?"

and i've been wondering all day, do i look like a porridge guy?
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Reposted by Adam Jetmalani
The Custom Oregon Plate GUNK was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #GUNK
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
tim and eric's celery man was the most prescient sci-fi of the past 20 years
January 19, 2026 at 10:31 PM
analysis of how much of a can of soda i finish:

sprite zero: 90%
olipop cream soda: 80%
spindrift: 60%
diet coke: 100%
January 19, 2026 at 6:36 PM
in 2026 kale will return to salad bar decoration status
January 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
concerning
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
im always asking this
January 13, 2026 at 8:26 AM