Adam
@adamgreat.bsky.social
Acutely anxious, chronically online. Trying to make my dog proud
me: i should go to bed early
my brain: but what if we worried instead
my brain: but what if we worried instead
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
me: i should go to bed early
my brain: but what if we worried instead
my brain: but what if we worried instead
Chuck Schumer right now
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Chuck Schumer right now
My government went to shutdown and all I got was this lousy “compromise”
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My government went to shutdown and all I got was this lousy “compromise”
wishing all democrats who fold a very get primaried to unemployment and a happy stay the hell away from civil service
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
wishing all democrats who fold a very get primaried to unemployment and a happy stay the hell away from civil service
If you ever feel guilty for taking personal time just remember that representatives have been on vacation for seven weeks
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If you ever feel guilty for taking personal time just remember that representatives have been on vacation for seven weeks
your annual reminder that these are decorative and *not* for personal use
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
your annual reminder that these are decorative and *not* for personal use
kept the facial hair going
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
kept the facial hair going
That feeling when you’re not the center of everybody’s attention for just a second
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
That feeling when you’re not the center of everybody’s attention for just a second
RFK Jr. is more afraid of old men passing out than he is of preventable diseases
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
RFK Jr. is more afraid of old men passing out than he is of preventable diseases
How do we feel about just a touch of facial hair
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
How do we feel about just a touch of facial hair
maybe i’m being woke but a government that’s ok with starving its citizens hardly seems “of the people, by the people, for the people”
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
maybe i’m being woke but a government that’s ok with starving its citizens hardly seems “of the people, by the people, for the people”
Totally random question but did JD Vance meet with Dick Cheney in the 24 hours before his passing?
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Totally random question but did JD Vance meet with Dick Cheney in the 24 hours before his passing?
something special about the airport where everyone there acts likes it’s their first time ever traveling 💕
November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
something special about the airport where everyone there acts likes it’s their first time ever traveling 💕
Finally found my people
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Finally found my people
Visiting Manhattan and I’m reminded yet again that I’m a Georgia 7 and a New York 3
November 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Visiting Manhattan and I’m reminded yet again that I’m a Georgia 7 and a New York 3
Instagram saw it first
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Instagram saw it first
Who doesn’t love a big pickle
November 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Who doesn’t love a big pickle
That feeling when you knock someone out in smash bros
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
That feeling when you knock someone out in smash bros
Only a real man eats your ass flavoured sweet on Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Only a real man eats your ass flavoured sweet on Halloween
how i feel after eating healthy one time
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
how i feel after eating healthy one time
me, spending money on something i didn’t need: wow this is *exactly* what i needed!
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
me, spending money on something i didn’t need: wow this is *exactly* what i needed!
I’ll never beat Halloween ‘24
October 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’ll never beat Halloween ‘24