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Very dour game of football tonight, I'm going to be very charitable and count it as a point gained rather than 2 dropped, because #hcafc just weren't at the races.
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Very dour game of football tonight, I'm going to be very charitable and count it as a point gained rather than 2 dropped, because #hcafc just weren't at the races.
#hcafc v Watford tonight. 4 league wins in a row, 5 inc. victory in the FA Cup. Watford 2 points in the same period. Last won on New Years Day.
I wonder what'll happen this evening 🙄😅
I wonder what'll happen this evening 🙄😅
February 3, 2026 at 11:04 AM
#hcafc v Watford tonight. 4 league wins in a row, 5 inc. victory in the FA Cup. Watford 2 points in the same period. Last won on New Years Day.
I wonder what'll happen this evening 🙄😅
I wonder what'll happen this evening 🙄😅
What an odd thing to post, Elon. Also, I've read this a couple of times through and I'm not sure I can make complete sense of it.
"I'm so smart I could be a pedophile with no help" is such a flex. Checkmate losers.
February 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
What an odd thing to post, Elon. Also, I've read this a couple of times through and I'm not sure I can make complete sense of it.
Lewis Koumas on debut surely to take all 3 points for #hcafc
I'm old enough to still think of his dad as a promising young talent at Tranmere.
I'm old enough to still think of his dad as a promising young talent at Tranmere.
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Lewis Koumas on debut surely to take all 3 points for #hcafc
I'm old enough to still think of his dad as a promising young talent at Tranmere.
I'm old enough to still think of his dad as a promising young talent at Tranmere.
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January 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Ilhan Omar squaring up to a dude who's just sprayed her with a syringe filled with who-the-fuck-knows-what, is the dose of badassery I needed to wake up to this morning
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Ilhan Omar squaring up to a dude who's just sprayed her with a syringe filled with who-the-fuck-knows-what, is the dose of badassery I needed to wake up to this morning
Tories score another own goal with their Braverman gaffe.
It'd be hilarious if it wasn't all just so laughable.
And why does it "go without saying" that she's never been diagnosed with a mental health condition, per Reform's statement? Because career politicians are immune to such things?
It'd be hilarious if it wasn't all just so laughable.
And why does it "go without saying" that she's never been diagnosed with a mental health condition, per Reform's statement? Because career politicians are immune to such things?
January 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Tories score another own goal with their Braverman gaffe.
It'd be hilarious if it wasn't all just so laughable.
And why does it "go without saying" that she's never been diagnosed with a mental health condition, per Reform's statement? Because career politicians are immune to such things?
It'd be hilarious if it wasn't all just so laughable.
And why does it "go without saying" that she's never been diagnosed with a mental health condition, per Reform's statement? Because career politicians are immune to such things?
Why does Farage talk like this, like he has insight? Like he is in any way credible?
You're a joke and you've just done another fat splashy piss all over your own country by toadying up to Trump... again. He doesn't give a flying turd about ya, he's not your Great Pal from across the pond.
You're a joke and you've just done another fat splashy piss all over your own country by toadying up to Trump... again. He doesn't give a flying turd about ya, he's not your Great Pal from across the pond.
January 26, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Why does Farage talk like this, like he has insight? Like he is in any way credible?
You're a joke and you've just done another fat splashy piss all over your own country by toadying up to Trump... again. He doesn't give a flying turd about ya, he's not your Great Pal from across the pond.
You're a joke and you've just done another fat splashy piss all over your own country by toadying up to Trump... again. He doesn't give a flying turd about ya, he's not your Great Pal from across the pond.
Rue Britannia 🇬🇧
Nominations already coming in for the 2026 Darwin Awards
BBC News - Bristol man died in ladder fall tying Union flags to lampposts
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Bristol man died in ladder fall tying Union flags to lampposts
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Bristol man died in ladder fall tying Union flags to lampposts
Paul Lumber was putting up flags in Bristol when he fell and suffered a fatal head injury.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Rue Britannia 🇬🇧
The EU need to bazooka that verruca.
January 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The EU need to bazooka that verruca.
Newsflash: Starmer does indeed have a pair of balls
January 18, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Newsflash: Starmer does indeed have a pair of balls
Can we hang on for the 3 points today? Will be a tight last 15 mins. C'mon City
Always seems a more substantial victory somehow (irrespective of respective league places) when the distance travelled is so great
Always seems a more substantial victory somehow (irrespective of respective league places) when the distance travelled is so great
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Can we hang on for the 3 points today? Will be a tight last 15 mins. C'mon City
Always seems a more substantial victory somehow (irrespective of respective league places) when the distance travelled is so great
Always seems a more substantial victory somehow (irrespective of respective league places) when the distance travelled is so great
Its 2031, war in Greenland between the USA and allied NATO forces rages on. Trump clings to power in an unprecedented third term. Putin agrees to send troops to Nuuk to aid the American war effort at the Presidents behest.
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Its 2031, war in Greenland between the USA and allied NATO forces rages on. Trump clings to power in an unprecedented third term. Putin agrees to send troops to Nuuk to aid the American war effort at the Presidents behest.
Was this what it was about all along lol
Never wanted 3 years to roll by so quickly in all my life.
If we let him have an Oscar, an Olympic Gold Medal and an MTV award for best rap album, do you think we can just get him to piss off
Never wanted 3 years to roll by so quickly in all my life.
If we let him have an Oscar, an Olympic Gold Medal and an MTV award for best rap album, do you think we can just get him to piss off
This guy went to war to capture someone else’s Nobel Peace Prize. What an incredibly stupid timeline.
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Was this what it was about all along lol
Never wanted 3 years to roll by so quickly in all my life.
If we let him have an Oscar, an Olympic Gold Medal and an MTV award for best rap album, do you think we can just get him to piss off
Never wanted 3 years to roll by so quickly in all my life.
If we let him have an Oscar, an Olympic Gold Medal and an MTV award for best rap album, do you think we can just get him to piss off
Tory MPs will do ANYTHING and Reform will take ANYONE.
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Tory MPs will do ANYTHING and Reform will take ANYONE.
I'm late, I'm really late. Literally only just seen...
Robert Jendrick bahahahahahhahahaha
That's all I have to say
Robert Jendrick bahahahahahhahahaha
That's all I have to say
January 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I'm late, I'm really late. Literally only just seen...
Robert Jendrick bahahahahahhahahaha
That's all I have to say
Robert Jendrick bahahahahahhahahaha
That's all I have to say
Re: Semenyo's second goal for Man City being ruled out.
The decision itself.
The wait for the answer.
The referee speaking over the PA.
Modern football is truly gross.
The decision itself.
The wait for the answer.
The referee speaking over the PA.
Modern football is truly gross.
January 13, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Re: Semenyo's second goal for Man City being ruled out.
The decision itself.
The wait for the answer.
The referee speaking over the PA.
Modern football is truly gross.
The decision itself.
The wait for the answer.
The referee speaking over the PA.
Modern football is truly gross.