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adair alia
@adair.bsky.social
champagne problem in a bourbon bottle 🥂
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model | dancer | teacher | bondagette | sharps | yoga | wonk
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I'm Adair Alia! DMV area kinkster, model, dancer, teacher. My kink areas of interest are performance art, rope, sharps, blood, and multi-layered power exchange.
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The internet was a lot better before men found out what maxillas and canthal tilts are.
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Wow I just found out that the band Tool are atheists. Their songs make a lot more sense now 🤯
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My relationship style is usually described as monogamy but actually monolatry is much more accurate.
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Americans sit in their cars in parking lots SO MUCH.
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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What’s going on with my "tops" and, in some cases, "bottoms?”
July 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I disappeared for awhile. I have been volunteering and doing yoga. I'll be around when I'm around ✌️
July 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
1 like = 1 piece of personal lore

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I don't really know what interesting things I have to say but I might as well do this too

1 like = 1 piece of personal lore
Alright, this is going to be a terrible idea for my ability to get work done tomorrow but let's do this. For every "like" I'll post a piece of personal lore.
May 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tmw you realize FetLife still exists and there are still.people using it

(Object permanence is a hell of a drug)
April 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Absolutely beefing with whoever didn't tell me that press on nails would make me feel like a full on goddess immediately
March 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Me waiting for (maybe) a new contrapoints video (maybe) today like a fucking swiftie.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .
media.tenor.com
March 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sometimes I fear we live in an Objectivist simulation, then I remember that in our universe novelty metal billionaires aren't just amoral they're also too dumb to invent Rearden Steel so their stupid novelty metal bridges (in our case dumpster trucks and tin can submersibles) just fail.
March 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Tethered Together is this weekend, and I am thrilled to be producing the Saturday night show, Circus of Elements!

🌿🌊🔥💨 Earth, Water, Fire, & Air – bring the elements to life as Tethered Together & @twistedwindows.bsky.social combine aerial acrobatics, dance, drag, and spoken word.
March 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Sometimes a family is one white woman and her family sized bag of peanut butter m&ms
March 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ok I have a great problem because Americans are finally learning about Canadian current events. This is about the correct way to pronounce "premier" (the leader of a province) and if you get it right you'll be better than most US media.
March 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
For the last time it's not "blush blindness" I'm flagging sapphic 🩷
March 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The Diplomat
March 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I get this a lot (and was almost named after her!)
February 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Are you coming to Tethered Together? I'm helping with the Saturday night show – dance/circus performances are fully booked, but we have openings for a few spoken word pieces!

Details: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

📸: Qatherine, photo by JD
February 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Going full freedom fries. Honestly I'm fine with this.
lmfao holy shit we're reaching new levels of "fuck the yanks"
February 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
What movie have you seen that scared you the most? Like one that still sort of wigs you out to this day?
February 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
There's a list of like a dozen really niche videos essays I'll probably never make and one of them is definitely a post-structuralist analysis of masculine performance at the gym, through pump covers and rest period activities.
February 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Rewatching the fast and the furious for the first time in 200 years or whatever.
February 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It's been a really interesting week for finding out how much seemingly relevant higher education Americans can have on paper without ever even accidentally uncovering basic information about Canada or Mexico (it's a lot.)
February 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celeb pic is your therapist

😂😂😂
February 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Lets just share some Art.
This is a photographic reiteration of the performance "Gold" with @caritia.bsky.social & @thebishopblack3000.bsky.social . Photography by @renedesans.bsky.social
January 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM