Fixing the criminal lack of porn on this profile with some Vampire x Werewolf AU, my beloved 🧛🏻‍♂️🐺

I love it when monsters are insecure and hesitant to indulge their unhinged human (or less monstrous) lovers 🥰💕

'Well, I'm missing a horse cock but everything else is pretty much good'

me after finally unpacking all my toys, things only furries would say probably lmao

I felt this was a bit too much to post on main but one of the most hilarious sexual moments in my relationship has been Sinn cumming so hard he farted and me immediately responding by laughing so hard I like squeezed all of his load back all over him like an inking squid

Honestly one of the best experiences of my life so far has been holding hands and snuggling with my fiance while I get my tdick sucked and pussy fucked and he’s getting a blowjob

Like what a wholesome experience

Wholesome orgy

Holesome orgy 🕳️

*sighs* I think I like pee a little in one specific context

I mean it’s whatever like piss stuff is tame nowadays but I’m surprised at myself

But like you ever have your ass pounded so hard you pee a little

It’s kinda extremely hot and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

On the one hand I wish I had any stamina whatsoever when it came to prostate stimulation

On the other hand - I was so loud when I came yesterday the neighbors probably thought I was having a medical event and I’m still relaxed and my mind is serene this morning so like worth it I guess

The man of your dreams, for better or worse.

I swear it’s wild to me anyone says god doesn’t have a sense of humor when all of my best feel good buttons are inside of my ass

Intelligent design whomst

Never would I expect to almost own stock in pantyliners

Not because I need them for their intended purpose mind you but because at any point in the day there’s like a 90% chance I’m filled with cum and I don’t wanna make a mess

Honestly how I expect my friends to treat me

Like yes please, actually do this to me

bsky.app/profile/juni...

He the GOAT tbh

You should finger your husband so long that he's a quivering mess beneath you and your fingers look like this lol

Call me out harder YouTube recommendations

I really love surprising people with the knowledge that I squirt while they’re down there so they get a mouthful

Second time that happened today

Also it rules to have two service tops talking about how good your pussy tastes while one is liesurely eating it

Got cummed in this morning and I can’t wait for sloppy seconds

Sloppy Nths lmao

I have never gotten to be party bottom and I’m about it

Was wrapping up some chores before bed and @ad.transferdinand.gay was whining that he hadn't yet been bred, so of course I had to make fun of him

Me: "I guess you're like something I saw in the produce aisle at Kroger"
Toly: "...what?"
Me: "Seedless fruit c:"
Toly: "Omg shut the *fuck* up"

Looks like I will be celebrating FCF personally with my boyfriend lmfao