ActualPhoqueBoy
@actualphoqueboy.bsky.social
(He/They) - A Canadian PNGtuber, casual gaymer, and pinniped enthusiast who's going to work through his backlog of Nintendo Switch games for your entertainment.
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DAMN, I WAS PRODUCTIVE TONIGHT!
Three Dummy Thicc Knights, Two Silent Guardians, and an Avarice Gauntlet... Admittedly, one of said Dummy Thicc Knights was the end of the gauntlet, but either way... I GOT SHIT DONE.
And a scavenger hunt for a weapon I can't use... yay?
I'm making good progress!
Three Dummy Thicc Knights, Two Silent Guardians, and an Avarice Gauntlet... Admittedly, one of said Dummy Thicc Knights was the end of the gauntlet, but either way... I GOT SHIT DONE.
And a scavenger hunt for a weapon I can't use... yay?
I'm making good progress!
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
DAMN, I WAS PRODUCTIVE TONIGHT!
Three Dummy Thicc Knights, Two Silent Guardians, and an Avarice Gauntlet... Admittedly, one of said Dummy Thicc Knights was the end of the gauntlet, but either way... I GOT SHIT DONE.
And a scavenger hunt for a weapon I can't use... yay?
I'm making good progress!
Three Dummy Thicc Knights, Two Silent Guardians, and an Avarice Gauntlet... Admittedly, one of said Dummy Thicc Knights was the end of the gauntlet, but either way... I GOT SHIT DONE.
And a scavenger hunt for a weapon I can't use... yay?
I'm making good progress!
Decided to spoil myself before the holidays and grab the last two Pikmin games. Gonna play 3 on my own and add 4 to my "to-stream" list... HYPE HYPE!
As for Cyber Sleuth, I finally moved the plot forward and also fused a specific mon... now I'm worried that Miss Thing will break the game in half...
As for Cyber Sleuth, I finally moved the plot forward and also fused a specific mon... now I'm worried that Miss Thing will break the game in half...
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Decided to spoil myself before the holidays and grab the last two Pikmin games. Gonna play 3 on my own and add 4 to my "to-stream" list... HYPE HYPE!
As for Cyber Sleuth, I finally moved the plot forward and also fused a specific mon... now I'm worried that Miss Thing will break the game in half...
As for Cyber Sleuth, I finally moved the plot forward and also fused a specific mon... now I'm worried that Miss Thing will break the game in half...
I only have one goal for Thursday's stream - I SHALL GET MY REVENGE ON THE DUMMY THICC KNIGHT! Admittedly, I have to start later than usual this week, but I'm still streaming.
Even more Death's Door on Thursday - I'll be starting at 6pm EST and will be streaming for a couple of hours. Wish me luck!
Even more Death's Door on Thursday - I'll be starting at 6pm EST and will be streaming for a couple of hours. Wish me luck!
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I only have one goal for Thursday's stream - I SHALL GET MY REVENGE ON THE DUMMY THICC KNIGHT! Admittedly, I have to start later than usual this week, but I'm still streaming.
Even more Death's Door on Thursday - I'll be starting at 6pm EST and will be streaming for a couple of hours. Wish me luck!
Even more Death's Door on Thursday - I'll be starting at 6pm EST and will be streaming for a couple of hours. Wish me luck!
Oh yeah... This happened...
HOW IS 2025 ALMOST OVER ALREADY?!?!?!
HOW IS 2025 ALMOST OVER ALREADY?!?!?!
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oh yeah... This happened...
HOW IS 2025 ALMOST OVER ALREADY?!?!?!
HOW IS 2025 ALMOST OVER ALREADY?!?!?!
"PB, LEAVE YOUR DIGI FARM ALONE AND FOCUS ON THE PLOT, GODDAMMIT!" - My save file in Cyber Sleuth, probably.
The plot is getting interesting and we've definitely got some SHENANIGANS THAT ARE ENSUING. Mind you, I've gone and done a sidequest to attend a Digi Fest... that counts as plot, right?
The plot is getting interesting and we've definitely got some SHENANIGANS THAT ARE ENSUING. Mind you, I've gone and done a sidequest to attend a Digi Fest... that counts as plot, right?
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"PB, LEAVE YOUR DIGI FARM ALONE AND FOCUS ON THE PLOT, GODDAMMIT!" - My save file in Cyber Sleuth, probably.
The plot is getting interesting and we've definitely got some SHENANIGANS THAT ARE ENSUING. Mind you, I've gone and done a sidequest to attend a Digi Fest... that counts as plot, right?
The plot is getting interesting and we've definitely got some SHENANIGANS THAT ARE ENSUING. Mind you, I've gone and done a sidequest to attend a Digi Fest... that counts as plot, right?
"Bow your head in remembrance. Pay your last respects."
Welp... RIP Frog King. Your Boss Title was far too long...
I'll admit that I was having a bit of a rough night. Sure. work and personal stuff started me off on the wrong foot... but the painful gauntlet in the vore chest DID NOT HELP EITHER!
Welp... RIP Frog King. Your Boss Title was far too long...
I'll admit that I was having a bit of a rough night. Sure. work and personal stuff started me off on the wrong foot... but the painful gauntlet in the vore chest DID NOT HELP EITHER!
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Bow your head in remembrance. Pay your last respects."
Welp... RIP Frog King. Your Boss Title was far too long...
I'll admit that I was having a bit of a rough night. Sure. work and personal stuff started me off on the wrong foot... but the painful gauntlet in the vore chest DID NOT HELP EITHER!
Welp... RIP Frog King. Your Boss Title was far too long...
I'll admit that I was having a bit of a rough night. Sure. work and personal stuff started me off on the wrong foot... but the painful gauntlet in the vore chest DID NOT HELP EITHER!
Plot? I DON'T KNOW HER!
I've been grinding to get more megas - heck, I've even managed to get a few of the Olympos XII, my first legit Royal Knight (sorry NX versions), and even one of the Seven Deadly Digimon...
Okay... really? JUST CALL THEM THE SEVEN GREAT DEMON LORDS, IT ISN'T THE 90s ANYMORE!
I've been grinding to get more megas - heck, I've even managed to get a few of the Olympos XII, my first legit Royal Knight (sorry NX versions), and even one of the Seven Deadly Digimon...
Okay... really? JUST CALL THEM THE SEVEN GREAT DEMON LORDS, IT ISN'T THE 90s ANYMORE!
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Plot? I DON'T KNOW HER!
I've been grinding to get more megas - heck, I've even managed to get a few of the Olympos XII, my first legit Royal Knight (sorry NX versions), and even one of the Seven Deadly Digimon...
Okay... really? JUST CALL THEM THE SEVEN GREAT DEMON LORDS, IT ISN'T THE 90s ANYMORE!
I've been grinding to get more megas - heck, I've even managed to get a few of the Olympos XII, my first legit Royal Knight (sorry NX versions), and even one of the Seven Deadly Digimon...
Okay... really? JUST CALL THEM THE SEVEN GREAT DEMON LORDS, IT ISN'T THE 90s ANYMORE!
Diving back into Death's Door on Thursday after work.
I found four dead crows and opened a big ole door... and got vored by a fancy mimic... except I didn't finish the combat gauntlet, so I'll be starting with the second Avarice challenge - UMBRELLA STYLE!
I found four dead crows and opened a big ole door... and got vored by a fancy mimic... except I didn't finish the combat gauntlet, so I'll be starting with the second Avarice challenge - UMBRELLA STYLE!
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Diving back into Death's Door on Thursday after work.
I found four dead crows and opened a big ole door... and got vored by a fancy mimic... except I didn't finish the combat gauntlet, so I'll be starting with the second Avarice challenge - UMBRELLA STYLE!
I found four dead crows and opened a big ole door... and got vored by a fancy mimic... except I didn't finish the combat gauntlet, so I'll be starting with the second Avarice challenge - UMBRELLA STYLE!
You ever have to go looking for a throat?
Well... it is "Speak No Evil", after all...
Anyways, I've freed Heket from her torment and brought her to my cult. Two more bishops to go... oh, that and the Witnesses are back, so I need to grab their eyes again!
Well... it is "Speak No Evil", after all...
Anyways, I've freed Heket from her torment and brought her to my cult. Two more bishops to go... oh, that and the Witnesses are back, so I need to grab their eyes again!
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You ever have to go looking for a throat?
Well... it is "Speak No Evil", after all...
Anyways, I've freed Heket from her torment and brought her to my cult. Two more bishops to go... oh, that and the Witnesses are back, so I need to grab their eyes again!
Well... it is "Speak No Evil", after all...
Anyways, I've freed Heket from her torment and brought her to my cult. Two more bishops to go... oh, that and the Witnesses are back, so I need to grab their eyes again!
The Girlies Did THAT!
And, with that one cutscene, I have discovered MY QUEEN.
She is the Digimon that I *NEED* to create. Lilithmon WHOMST? Ophanimon? I don't know her...
THERE IS A NEW CVNTSTRESS IN CYBERSPACE!
(Although Miss Thing's fusion requirements are WILD)
And, with that one cutscene, I have discovered MY QUEEN.
She is the Digimon that I *NEED* to create. Lilithmon WHOMST? Ophanimon? I don't know her...
THERE IS A NEW CVNTSTRESS IN CYBERSPACE!
(Although Miss Thing's fusion requirements are WILD)
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Girlies Did THAT!
And, with that one cutscene, I have discovered MY QUEEN.
She is the Digimon that I *NEED* to create. Lilithmon WHOMST? Ophanimon? I don't know her...
THERE IS A NEW CVNTSTRESS IN CYBERSPACE!
(Although Miss Thing's fusion requirements are WILD)
And, with that one cutscene, I have discovered MY QUEEN.
She is the Digimon that I *NEED* to create. Lilithmon WHOMST? Ophanimon? I don't know her...
THERE IS A NEW CVNTSTRESS IN CYBERSPACE!
(Although Miss Thing's fusion requirements are WILD)
"Her time in this world is over..."
RIP Grandma... you sure like pottery.
All things must come to an end, but the umbrella run continues for now. I will eventually close the umbrella and put it in the stand, but today is not that day. I've got an appointment with The King of Frogs to keep!
RIP Grandma... you sure like pottery.
All things must come to an end, but the umbrella run continues for now. I will eventually close the umbrella and put it in the stand, but today is not that day. I've got an appointment with The King of Frogs to keep!
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"Her time in this world is over..."
RIP Grandma... you sure like pottery.
All things must come to an end, but the umbrella run continues for now. I will eventually close the umbrella and put it in the stand, but today is not that day. I've got an appointment with The King of Frogs to keep!
RIP Grandma... you sure like pottery.
All things must come to an end, but the umbrella run continues for now. I will eventually close the umbrella and put it in the stand, but today is not that day. I've got an appointment with The King of Frogs to keep!
Alrighty, so...
I've successfully given Leshy peace... well... if by "giving him peace", you mean "recruiting him to my cult, giving him a golden skull necklace to make him immortal, then putting him to work". I mean... it could be worse?
I've successfully given Leshy peace... well... if by "giving him peace", you mean "recruiting him to my cult, giving him a golden skull necklace to make him immortal, then putting him to work". I mean... it could be worse?
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Alrighty, so...
I've successfully given Leshy peace... well... if by "giving him peace", you mean "recruiting him to my cult, giving him a golden skull necklace to make him immortal, then putting him to work". I mean... it could be worse?
I've successfully given Leshy peace... well... if by "giving him peace", you mean "recruiting him to my cult, giving him a golden skull necklace to make him immortal, then putting him to work". I mean... it could be worse?
What's new with me? Well...
I found Purgatory in Cult of the Lamb, which might help with farming god tears. That was a pleasant surprise.
When it comes to Cyber Sleuth, if I need to fight some Royal Knights, a gurlie NEEDS SOME MEGAS... although I should probably move the story forward for once!
I found Purgatory in Cult of the Lamb, which might help with farming god tears. That was a pleasant surprise.
When it comes to Cyber Sleuth, if I need to fight some Royal Knights, a gurlie NEEDS SOME MEGAS... although I should probably move the story forward for once!
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What's new with me? Well...
I found Purgatory in Cult of the Lamb, which might help with farming god tears. That was a pleasant surprise.
When it comes to Cyber Sleuth, if I need to fight some Royal Knights, a gurlie NEEDS SOME MEGAS... although I should probably move the story forward for once!
I found Purgatory in Cult of the Lamb, which might help with farming god tears. That was a pleasant surprise.
When it comes to Cyber Sleuth, if I need to fight some Royal Knights, a gurlie NEEDS SOME MEGAS... although I should probably move the story forward for once!
Time to Urn My Keep, eh? (*Ba Dum Tss*)
We've got some more Death's Door on Thursday at 5pm EST.
We're gonna keep on exploring the Urn Witch's Manor. Will we break Pothead's soupy curse? Will we collect the first of the giant souls? Will I ever stop asking questions?
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
We've got some more Death's Door on Thursday at 5pm EST.
We're gonna keep on exploring the Urn Witch's Manor. Will we break Pothead's soupy curse? Will we collect the first of the giant souls? Will I ever stop asking questions?
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Time to Urn My Keep, eh? (*Ba Dum Tss*)
We've got some more Death's Door on Thursday at 5pm EST.
We're gonna keep on exploring the Urn Witch's Manor. Will we break Pothead's soupy curse? Will we collect the first of the giant souls? Will I ever stop asking questions?
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
We've got some more Death's Door on Thursday at 5pm EST.
We're gonna keep on exploring the Urn Witch's Manor. Will we break Pothead's soupy curse? Will we collect the first of the giant souls? Will I ever stop asking questions?
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
I dove back Cult of the Lamb and started up the postgame!
There's plenty to do, like resurrecting my chatters and minibosses, farming for god tears to get new stuff, gathering resources so that I can heal cursed cultists, and levelling up generic cultists so that I can feed them to hungry doors...
There's plenty to do, like resurrecting my chatters and minibosses, farming for god tears to get new stuff, gathering resources so that I can heal cursed cultists, and levelling up generic cultists so that I can feed them to hungry doors...
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I dove back Cult of the Lamb and started up the postgame!
There's plenty to do, like resurrecting my chatters and minibosses, farming for god tears to get new stuff, gathering resources so that I can heal cursed cultists, and levelling up generic cultists so that I can feed them to hungry doors...
There's plenty to do, like resurrecting my chatters and minibosses, farming for god tears to get new stuff, gathering resources so that I can heal cursed cultists, and levelling up generic cultists so that I can feed them to hungry doors...
Welp, we're gonna blame @cottoncandykobold.bsky.social for me deciding what my next stream game is going to be once I finish up with Death's Door.
I'm gonna have to Prepare To CRY... but we're doing it!
I'm gonna have to Prepare To CRY... but we're doing it!
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Welp, we're gonna blame @cottoncandykobold.bsky.social for me deciding what my next stream game is going to be once I finish up with Death's Door.
I'm gonna have to Prepare To CRY... but we're doing it!
I'm gonna have to Prepare To CRY... but we're doing it!
One Crow, One Umbrella, Three Giant Souls.
My umbrella run of Death's Door has begun!
I don't think I did too badly for my first time playing in a while. That one dummy thicc knight in the Estate of the Urn Witch was TOUGH, but I eventually took it down... and got a weapon I won't be using... yay?
My umbrella run of Death's Door has begun!
I don't think I did too badly for my first time playing in a while. That one dummy thicc knight in the Estate of the Urn Witch was TOUGH, but I eventually took it down... and got a weapon I won't be using... yay?
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
One Crow, One Umbrella, Three Giant Souls.
My umbrella run of Death's Door has begun!
I don't think I did too badly for my first time playing in a while. That one dummy thicc knight in the Estate of the Urn Witch was TOUGH, but I eventually took it down... and got a weapon I won't be using... yay?
My umbrella run of Death's Door has begun!
I don't think I did too badly for my first time playing in a while. That one dummy thicc knight in the Estate of the Urn Witch was TOUGH, but I eventually took it down... and got a weapon I won't be using... yay?
OH DANG, SHIT'S GETTING WILD IN CYBER SLEUTH!
Royal Knights... Eaters... Memories...
There's a lot happening and a lot more mega-level digimon in the game all of a sudden. Am I over-leveled? Am I under-leveled? I can't tell... but either way, I've gotta step up, because SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!
Royal Knights... Eaters... Memories...
There's a lot happening and a lot more mega-level digimon in the game all of a sudden. Am I over-leveled? Am I under-leveled? I can't tell... but either way, I've gotta step up, because SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
OH DANG, SHIT'S GETTING WILD IN CYBER SLEUTH!
Royal Knights... Eaters... Memories...
There's a lot happening and a lot more mega-level digimon in the game all of a sudden. Am I over-leveled? Am I under-leveled? I can't tell... but either way, I've gotta step up, because SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!
Royal Knights... Eaters... Memories...
There's a lot happening and a lot more mega-level digimon in the game all of a sudden. Am I over-leveled? Am I under-leveled? I can't tell... but either way, I've gotta step up, because SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!
I am a pinball that bounces back and forth between games...
Bayonetta continues to be camp, cvnt, and a wild ride. Admittedly, I'm well aware that I need to Git Gud so that I can stop getting bronze and stone trophies in levels!
Bayonetta continues to be camp, cvnt, and a wild ride. Admittedly, I'm well aware that I need to Git Gud so that I can stop getting bronze and stone trophies in levels!
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I am a pinball that bounces back and forth between games...
Bayonetta continues to be camp, cvnt, and a wild ride. Admittedly, I'm well aware that I need to Git Gud so that I can stop getting bronze and stone trophies in levels!
Bayonetta continues to be camp, cvnt, and a wild ride. Admittedly, I'm well aware that I need to Git Gud so that I can stop getting bronze and stone trophies in levels!
A bit of gaming on a day off...
Bouncing around between Vampire Survivors and Hades II. Started a sort-of New Game + by turning back time. That, and apparently getting big numbers with Jimbo... I think that's what I did? Can't say I'm good at grasping card games; even cribbage is too much for me!
Bouncing around between Vampire Survivors and Hades II. Started a sort-of New Game + by turning back time. That, and apparently getting big numbers with Jimbo... I think that's what I did? Can't say I'm good at grasping card games; even cribbage is too much for me!
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A bit of gaming on a day off...
Bouncing around between Vampire Survivors and Hades II. Started a sort-of New Game + by turning back time. That, and apparently getting big numbers with Jimbo... I think that's what I did? Can't say I'm good at grasping card games; even cribbage is too much for me!
Bouncing around between Vampire Survivors and Hades II. Started a sort-of New Game + by turning back time. That, and apparently getting big numbers with Jimbo... I think that's what I did? Can't say I'm good at grasping card games; even cribbage is too much for me!
I'M BACK, BETCHES!
And I shall be starting my umbrella run of Death's Door this coming Thursday at 4pm EST. Watch me be an adorable birb and bring death with me as I strut about like the funky lil' omen that I am...
And I shall be starting my umbrella run of Death's Door this coming Thursday at 4pm EST. Watch me be an adorable birb and bring death with me as I strut about like the funky lil' omen that I am...
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'M BACK, BETCHES!
And I shall be starting my umbrella run of Death's Door this coming Thursday at 4pm EST. Watch me be an adorable birb and bring death with me as I strut about like the funky lil' omen that I am...
And I shall be starting my umbrella run of Death's Door this coming Thursday at 4pm EST. Watch me be an adorable birb and bring death with me as I strut about like the funky lil' omen that I am...
Plenty of game updates these days!
I managed to unlock Jimbo Balatro over on Vampire Survivors, but I haven't really touched the new Castlevania content. As for Hades II, there's a new incantation in the cauldron and it seems like there's gonna be something interesting on the other side of it...
I managed to unlock Jimbo Balatro over on Vampire Survivors, but I haven't really touched the new Castlevania content. As for Hades II, there's a new incantation in the cauldron and it seems like there's gonna be something interesting on the other side of it...
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Plenty of game updates these days!
I managed to unlock Jimbo Balatro over on Vampire Survivors, but I haven't really touched the new Castlevania content. As for Hades II, there's a new incantation in the cauldron and it seems like there's gonna be something interesting on the other side of it...
I managed to unlock Jimbo Balatro over on Vampire Survivors, but I haven't really touched the new Castlevania content. As for Hades II, there's a new incantation in the cauldron and it seems like there's gonna be something interesting on the other side of it...
Getting to the point where I have ultimate-level digimon in Cyber Sleuth means that I was able to reunite the OG Digimon Adventure gurlies... oh, it will be cvnty when I can get them to their mega forms!
Speaking of which, Bayo may be serving cvnt, but I'm not... DAMN, that last level wrecked me!
Speaking of which, Bayo may be serving cvnt, but I'm not... DAMN, that last level wrecked me!
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Getting to the point where I have ultimate-level digimon in Cyber Sleuth means that I was able to reunite the OG Digimon Adventure gurlies... oh, it will be cvnty when I can get them to their mega forms!
Speaking of which, Bayo may be serving cvnt, but I'm not... DAMN, that last level wrecked me!
Speaking of which, Bayo may be serving cvnt, but I'm not... DAMN, that last level wrecked me!
It was Halloween, so of course I had to put Bayo in a costume.
Sure, yesterday was a shorter stream than usual, but I'm glad I got to squeeze in a bonus stream on a day off. I'll admit that I'm a little rusty when it comes to the first game, but I'll get my groove back... I've got stuff to unlock!
Sure, yesterday was a shorter stream than usual, but I'm glad I got to squeeze in a bonus stream on a day off. I'll admit that I'm a little rusty when it comes to the first game, but I'll get my groove back... I've got stuff to unlock!
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It was Halloween, so of course I had to put Bayo in a costume.
Sure, yesterday was a shorter stream than usual, but I'm glad I got to squeeze in a bonus stream on a day off. I'll admit that I'm a little rusty when it comes to the first game, but I'll get my groove back... I've got stuff to unlock!
Sure, yesterday was a shorter stream than usual, but I'm glad I got to squeeze in a bonus stream on a day off. I'll admit that I'm a little rusty when it comes to the first game, but I'll get my groove back... I've got stuff to unlock!