Dan
@actuallydandy.bsky.social
Living on Gadigal Land (Sydney) - He/Him. Twitter Evacuee (same handle). Views are my own, and not of my employer.
The character limit on this bio is insane…quick, think of something to take up space. Toast. Oh, also I’m Neurodivergent.
The character limit on this bio is insane…quick, think of something to take up space. Toast. Oh, also I’m Neurodivergent.
It’s only ‘terrorism’ if it comes from the billionaire’s row in New York City, otherwise it’s just sparkling murder
December 18, 2024 at 2:19 AM
It’s only ‘terrorism’ if it comes from the billionaire’s row in New York City, otherwise it’s just sparkling murder
What a blissful time it was when I presumed I didn’t need BlueSky prior to the election 😂
November 15, 2024 at 5:00 AM
What a blissful time it was when I presumed I didn’t need BlueSky prior to the election 😂
Surely a near-midnight traffic jam is peak Sydney
October 12, 2023 at 12:26 PM
Surely a near-midnight traffic jam is peak Sydney
We have new neighbours and they’re pissing off our whole floor. In 2 weeks they:
- filled the foyer with furniture from the truck and broke the wheelchair lift (context: we have a separate service lift/loading dock)
- blocked the rubbish chute with boxes, x2
- drilling into the common walls at 1am
- filled the foyer with furniture from the truck and broke the wheelchair lift (context: we have a separate service lift/loading dock)
- blocked the rubbish chute with boxes, x2
- drilling into the common walls at 1am
October 10, 2023 at 11:08 AM
We have new neighbours and they’re pissing off our whole floor. In 2 weeks they:
- filled the foyer with furniture from the truck and broke the wheelchair lift (context: we have a separate service lift/loading dock)
- blocked the rubbish chute with boxes, x2
- drilling into the common walls at 1am
- filled the foyer with furniture from the truck and broke the wheelchair lift (context: we have a separate service lift/loading dock)
- blocked the rubbish chute with boxes, x2
- drilling into the common walls at 1am
Finally trying Australian Haidilao tonight. There won’t be table-waiting manicures like in Shanghai but I want a noodle pulling performance! 😂
October 7, 2023 at 6:26 AM
Finally trying Australian Haidilao tonight. There won’t be table-waiting manicures like in Shanghai but I want a noodle pulling performance! 😂
I’ve ordered a new phone so now I’m using my current phone without a case, caution to the wind
October 7, 2023 at 6:16 AM
I’ve ordered a new phone so now I’m using my current phone without a case, caution to the wind
There’s a vigilante that keeps spray painting over all of the parking signs in our neighbourhood so that the council can’t legally issue parking tickets 😂
October 2, 2023 at 2:09 AM
There’s a vigilante that keeps spray painting over all of the parking signs in our neighbourhood so that the council can’t legally issue parking tickets 😂
The mess is an occasional one, but not often enough to tick (unless that is also part of my neurodivergent delulu)
September 25, 2023 at 11:11 PM
The mess is an occasional one, but not often enough to tick (unless that is also part of my neurodivergent delulu)
I’m in a nightclub that started playing Eminem and everyone is like “omg this retro shit” and I’m like *slow gulp*
September 23, 2023 at 1:45 PM
I’m in a nightclub that started playing Eminem and everyone is like “omg this retro shit” and I’m like *slow gulp*
Is drag race the sole consumer of crappy mp3 players for Rusical episodes
September 21, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Is drag race the sole consumer of crappy mp3 players for Rusical episodes
Reposted by Dan
When your younger-by-12-years brother asks for proof that our grandparents were once boujie enough to have a house with a tennis court and this is the ONLY PHOTO I CAN FIND OF SAID TENNIS COURT
September 5, 2023 at 10:04 AM
When your younger-by-12-years brother asks for proof that our grandparents were once boujie enough to have a house with a tennis court and this is the ONLY PHOTO I CAN FIND OF SAID TENNIS COURT
People really kicking up a stink about Solo Alcohol when THIS exists
September 1, 2023 at 6:43 AM
People really kicking up a stink about Solo Alcohol when THIS exists
Disney Lawyers be watching this Rusical episode of Drag Race Phillipines and are like “get me my gun”
August 31, 2023 at 11:36 AM
Disney Lawyers be watching this Rusical episode of Drag Race Phillipines and are like “get me my gun”
I ordered 5 Potato scallops 😂💀
August 29, 2023 at 3:07 AM
I ordered 5 Potato scallops 😂💀
Pronoun: He/Him
Height: 5’11
Shoe size: 10.5/45
Weight: 130kg and dropping
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: Vape
Tattoos: 0 - want them, but also Japan
Piercings: 0
Fav. Color: blue
Fav. Drink: Gin/Tonic
Pets: 2 cats
Location: Gadigal Land (Inner West Sydney)
Education: double degree
Marital status: LTR
Height: 5’11
Shoe size: 10.5/45
Weight: 130kg and dropping
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: Vape
Tattoos: 0 - want them, but also Japan
Piercings: 0
Fav. Color: blue
Fav. Drink: Gin/Tonic
Pets: 2 cats
Location: Gadigal Land (Inner West Sydney)
Education: double degree
Marital status: LTR
Pronoun: He/Him
Height: 6'
Shoe size: 9
Weight: 80kg ish
Zodiac: Cancer
Smoke: cigs yes, vape yes, weed no
Tattoos: 1
Piercings: 4
Fav. Color: green
Fav. Drink: V refresh pineapple & watermelon
Pets: 1 Dog (14 yrs old)
Location: Brisbane
Education: Undergrad.
Marital status: tired
Height: 6'
Shoe size: 9
Weight: 80kg ish
Zodiac: Cancer
Smoke: cigs yes, vape yes, weed no
Tattoos: 1
Piercings: 4
Fav. Color: green
Fav. Drink: V refresh pineapple & watermelon
Pets: 1 Dog (14 yrs old)
Location: Brisbane
Education: Undergrad.
Marital status: tired
Pronoun: He/Him
Height: 5’11"
Shoe size: 10
Weight: 99kg
Zodiac: Cancer
Smoke: No
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 0
Fav. Color: Purple
Fav. Drink: Coke No Sugar
Pets: 1 Dog (17 years old), 2 Budgies
Location: Townsville
Education: BA
Marital status: Married.
Height: 5’11"
Shoe size: 10
Weight: 99kg
Zodiac: Cancer
Smoke: No
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 0
Fav. Color: Purple
Fav. Drink: Coke No Sugar
Pets: 1 Dog (17 years old), 2 Budgies
Location: Townsville
Education: BA
Marital status: Married.
August 28, 2023 at 7:19 AM
Pronoun: He/Him
Height: 5’11
Shoe size: 10.5/45
Weight: 130kg and dropping
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: Vape
Tattoos: 0 - want them, but also Japan
Piercings: 0
Fav. Color: blue
Fav. Drink: Gin/Tonic
Pets: 2 cats
Location: Gadigal Land (Inner West Sydney)
Education: double degree
Marital status: LTR
Height: 5’11
Shoe size: 10.5/45
Weight: 130kg and dropping
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: Vape
Tattoos: 0 - want them, but also Japan
Piercings: 0
Fav. Color: blue
Fav. Drink: Gin/Tonic
Pets: 2 cats
Location: Gadigal Land (Inner West Sydney)
Education: double degree
Marital status: LTR
I am gay and that’s why I am not a lesbian 🫨
August 28, 2023 at 6:27 AM
I am gay and that’s why I am not a lesbian 🫨
Tell me you have ADHD when trying to learn new driving directions without telling me you have ADHD when trying to learn driving directions
The real kicker is that I’ll literally ignore the GPS when it’s time to drive the route
The real kicker is that I’ll literally ignore the GPS when it’s time to drive the route
August 22, 2023 at 10:17 AM
Tell me you have ADHD when trying to learn new driving directions without telling me you have ADHD when trying to learn driving directions
The real kicker is that I’ll literally ignore the GPS when it’s time to drive the route
The real kicker is that I’ll literally ignore the GPS when it’s time to drive the route
I’m sitting at the dining table at home marking senior papers.
My partner is at work drinks with some of his clients at the ‘high roller’ section of the Crown in Barangaroo.
My partner is at work drinks with some of his clients at the ‘high roller’ section of the Crown in Barangaroo.
August 22, 2023 at 10:06 AM
I’m sitting at the dining table at home marking senior papers.
My partner is at work drinks with some of his clients at the ‘high roller’ section of the Crown in Barangaroo.
My partner is at work drinks with some of his clients at the ‘high roller’ section of the Crown in Barangaroo.
I’m okay to say now it’s over - I was so hungover at work today. Faculty celebrated a colleague’s upcoming wedding yesterday, which turned into a ‘champagne tasting session’ involving 7 bottles of varieties of French Champagne. I stopped at 6pm and thought I’d be fine (I was not)
August 21, 2023 at 5:38 AM
I’m okay to say now it’s over - I was so hungover at work today. Faculty celebrated a colleague’s upcoming wedding yesterday, which turned into a ‘champagne tasting session’ involving 7 bottles of varieties of French Champagne. I stopped at 6pm and thought I’d be fine (I was not)
4 albums that defined your senior year of high school (2005)
Bit of a mix of genres. Fitting for my mental state at the time I guess 😂
(Yes, I’m aware Damien Rice was from 2002)
Bit of a mix of genres. Fitting for my mental state at the time I guess 😂
(Yes, I’m aware Damien Rice was from 2002)
August 20, 2023 at 1:19 AM
4 albums that defined your senior year of high school (2005)
Bit of a mix of genres. Fitting for my mental state at the time I guess 😂
(Yes, I’m aware Damien Rice was from 2002)
Bit of a mix of genres. Fitting for my mental state at the time I guess 😂
(Yes, I’m aware Damien Rice was from 2002)
I slept 12 hours.
I guess 4 hours of sleep a night during the week because of work is bad, right? 😂😩
I guess 4 hours of sleep a night during the week because of work is bad, right? 😂😩
August 19, 2023 at 3:18 AM
I slept 12 hours.
I guess 4 hours of sleep a night during the week because of work is bad, right? 😂😩
I guess 4 hours of sleep a night during the week because of work is bad, right? 😂😩
My dry cleaning lady: you got lots of cats, yea?
Me: two
Dry cleaning lady: only two!? WALAO, EH?
Me: two
Dry cleaning lady: only two!? WALAO, EH?
August 18, 2023 at 7:44 AM
My dry cleaning lady: you got lots of cats, yea?
Me: two
Dry cleaning lady: only two!? WALAO, EH?
Me: two
Dry cleaning lady: only two!? WALAO, EH?