they could call it a dark

The dissonance between "I should wear a mask" and "I will allow my socks to directly touch a transit seat" is astonishing.

I have no idea who this man is, other than his name, and I also don't follow this sub, but I have learned everything about him and his horrible treatment of his dog through constant reddit headlines

me, 3 rows away, loudly and repeatedly, to no one: "Is this a plane, or a tray? An ice cube tray? Get it? Because that one guy over there? Looks kinda like that guy? A tray!" *presses attendant call button until someone acknowledges my joke*

I love that you're doing "we don't need (blank), we have (blank) at home" to yourself

Instead, I suggested rallying the base by sending them 300 texts a day asking for money