@actualjimlynch.bsky.social
Blue resister, old crank, book lover, history lover, quietly bemused by most of existence.
I’ve been invited to a Christmas party at Nakatomi Plaza, do you think I should go?
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I’ve been invited to a Christmas party at Nakatomi Plaza, do you think I should go?
Mustard is the only correct way to make potato salad.
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Mustard is the only correct way to make potato salad.
THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT ABOUT THIS! AI WILL BE DESTROYED IN ITS INFANCY!
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT ABOUT THIS! AI WILL BE DESTROYED IN ITS INFANCY!
This is an absolutely true statement
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is an absolutely true statement
I swear to almighty fucking god, this guy needs to get here now. All this shit needs to stop.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I swear to almighty fucking god, this guy needs to get here now. All this shit needs to stop.
If only Chiefs receivers would catch the dang ball once in a while, they might get to the playoffs.
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
If only Chiefs receivers would catch the dang ball once in a while, they might get to the playoffs.
It’s true enlightenment when you realize the monster is actually Frankenstein
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It’s true enlightenment when you realize the monster is actually Frankenstein
You know, a town with money is a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You know, a town with money is a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
Sorry, folks! We're closed for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park. Sorry, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sorry, folks! We're closed for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park. Sorry, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
Almost every Looney Tunes character kissed a member of the same sex at least once (Bugs Bunny? Please, that bitch).
I think little Jack might be feeling a little… insecure?
I think little Jack might be feeling a little… insecure?
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Almost every Looney Tunes character kissed a member of the same sex at least once (Bugs Bunny? Please, that bitch).
I think little Jack might be feeling a little… insecure?
I think little Jack might be feeling a little… insecure?
After years of false starts, I’ve begun writing my first novel. I’m about 1200 words in.
I think I deserve the Pulitzer.
I think I deserve the Pulitzer.
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
After years of false starts, I’ve begun writing my first novel. I’m about 1200 words in.
I think I deserve the Pulitzer.
I think I deserve the Pulitzer.
I wouldn’t eat that carrot.
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I wouldn’t eat that carrot.
I’ve won the FIFA Best Brown Jacket with Paper in the Pocket Award
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I’ve won the FIFA Best Brown Jacket with Paper in the Pocket Award
The people who keep posting about going to the gym are making us lazy motherf*ckers feel bad. So bad,
I need to eat another cookie.
I need to eat another cookie.
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The people who keep posting about going to the gym are making us lazy motherf*ckers feel bad. So bad,
I need to eat another cookie.
I need to eat another cookie.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.
“Carol, can you do your Tarzan yell?”
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“Carol, can you do your Tarzan yell?”
Some real Americanism spotted at an antique store in Columbia, Missouri.
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Some real Americanism spotted at an antique store in Columbia, Missouri.
Should we be worried about ABC News?
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Should we be worried about ABC News?
I hope they all say :
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I hope they all say :
I met my love by the gas works wall
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
I kissed my girl by the factory wall
Dirty old town
Dirty old town
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
I kissed my girl by the factory wall
Dirty old town
Dirty old town
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I met my love by the gas works wall
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
I kissed my girl by the factory wall
Dirty old town
Dirty old town
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
I kissed my girl by the factory wall
Dirty old town
Dirty old town
Oh, someday girl, I don't know when
We're gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go, and we'll walk in the sun
But till then, tramps like us
Baby, we were born to run
We're gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go, and we'll walk in the sun
But till then, tramps like us
Baby, we were born to run
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oh, someday girl, I don't know when
We're gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go, and we'll walk in the sun
But till then, tramps like us
Baby, we were born to run
We're gonna get to that place
Where we really want to go, and we'll walk in the sun
But till then, tramps like us
Baby, we were born to run
Still every night I burn
Every night I scream your name
Every night I burn
Every night the dream's the same
Every night I burn
Waiting for my only friend
Every night I burn
Waiting for the world to end
Every night I scream your name
Every night I burn
Every night the dream's the same
Every night I burn
Waiting for my only friend
Every night I burn
Waiting for the world to end
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Still every night I burn
Every night I scream your name
Every night I burn
Every night the dream's the same
Every night I burn
Waiting for my only friend
Every night I burn
Waiting for the world to end
Every night I scream your name
Every night I burn
Every night the dream's the same
Every night I burn
Waiting for my only friend
Every night I burn
Waiting for the world to end