A Corpse
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A Corpse
@acorpse.com
Husband, father, ally, gamer.
We know you disabled copilot in the start menu, but surely you want it in Word, right? No? Edge then. Edge. No, Edge. THE BROWSER! Yes sure the blue Google. No? Wow. OK how about Paint? Still no?!? But surely in Notepad, you're fine with that, right? Jeeze I'm starting to think you don't like AI!
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Continuing the @teamliquid.com x @unicefusa.org fundraising over on #Twitch! Beat the initial goal of $500 last week, so we've pushed it to $1k & are already at $600.

Get over here & help raise funds for the kids!

twitch.tv/DeejayKnight
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I couldn't recommend Hermsie more. She's fast, responsive, and a fantastic artist. Love my emote. 😍
Just waiting for that next opportunity.
Will it be you who gets custom art for your business, channel, &/or socials?
I am ready. I am good at what I do.
Links in my Bio. 🐯🎨💞
a man with long hair is standing in front of a crowd wearing a green jacket and a gray vest .
ALT: a man with long hair is standing in front of a crowd wearing a green jacket and a gray vest .
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November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just contacted a company we bought a $200 license from in 2018 and asked about transferring the software to a new PC and they said "Yep just install the trial, send the code and I'll send you a new key."

I wish every software company was like that.
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I love fall! 🍃🍂
That crisp air; breezes with a little more bite to them.
Blanket weather!!

Ok, shameless self-promotion time:
4rt C0mmis5ions OPEN for folks seeking a skilled artist to create their next avatar &/or logo, next set of emotes, & more!
Links in Bio 🐯🎨💖 tyty
Day Sun GIF
ALT: Day Sun GIF
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October 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I had to download a group policy template today to manage NOTEPAD on our corporate PCs.

It contains a grand total of ONE setting; disabling the AI slop generator.

#microsoft #enshittification
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
One goal in life is to live long enough for people to start asking me "What's the secret to your longevity?" and then I can have some real fun with the answers.
October 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I've made an alt account for day to day news, politics, and other real life fuckery. This is my main account, for gaming, fun stuff, and keeping up with friends.

For people in that group, my apologies for the brief descent into madness. I'll keep that crap sequestered from now. 🖖
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This current/next generation is going to misinterpret the term "hired goon" so badly...
July 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Guess at least Americans can stop calling their backwards-ass measurements "freedom units" now.
June 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.
April 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Late night/early early morning stream for @gamersvsms.bsky.social relay 2025! We've got Sun Haven, cozy vibes, sleep deprivation and many terrible treats. Get in here and be cute! www.twitch.tv/bunbarian
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
April 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
"Don't let the system get you down."?

Fuck that. Let the system get you down. Let the system make you introspective. Let the system make you ANGRY. Let the system get scared as it realises it can't control you. Let the system burn to the ground. The system broke the deal and is no longer useful.
April 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop, on company time.

Owner makes a dollar, I make a cent, how am I supposed, to pay my rent?

CEO makes a billion, I live in a ditch. It's well past time, to eat the rich.
March 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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TODAY: Raising money for the Children's Hospital of Eastern Ontario (CHEO). We have over $1000 worth of community and Star Citizen prizes up for grabs.

Huge thanks to @robertsspaceind.bsky.social for their generous support of this cause.

Come hangout, we'll be featured on #Twitch FrontPage
March 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When a streamer plays a game off-stream.

(butchered version of a comic strip by TryingTimesComic, who seems to only be in those other places for now)
March 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
So, just for the record. This is how you'd do a "My heart goes out to you" gesture. Not like that other guy. Y'know, for clarity. Just in case anyone's still confused.
a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a door that says sky one on it
Alt: Keanu Reeves making a gesture, spreading both hands outwards from his chest, with a slight bow.
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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🎨🎇Art Comms are OPEN🎇🎨

Hi, I'm a digital artist
With 20+ years' experience under my belt
Not a bot, no AI, & don't claim art I didn't create myself.

If you or anyone you know wants custom art made for your business, channel, socials, etc. Pls reach out! Thank you!
☕Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/i/ID1D411Q8LI
Art Commissions: Current Pricing Sheet - Click to view on Ko-fi
Follow HTS/C.Hermsmeyer/Hermsie on Ko-fi
ko-fi.com
January 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Dunno why everyone's so worked up about tiktok. The vile fuckwad running America shortly will solicit some bribes and issue an executive order reversing it and everyone can get back to the current favourite flavour of algorithm'd mindrot. Just enjoy the break.
January 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Shoutout to the OG gamers; those who were around when ATI.com was still Artificial Turd Industries, purveyors of fine fake poo.

(Remember to take your multivitamins today)
ATI.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 AM
OK so now that we've seen how profitable pandemics are for billionaires, how do we prevent them from intentionally making future ones? 🤔
December 3, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Just got back from celebrating our 20th wedding anniversary, spent four days in #Queenstown. Look at that view. 😮 Just don't ask about the parking. 😰
December 1, 2024 at 7:04 AM
I followed someone on here last night and went to bed. Woke up this morning to at least 10 pages of reskeets.Sorry, my mistake. Unfollowed.
a man in a suit and tie is making a face .
Alt: Neil Degrasse Tyson raising his hands in a "My bad" type gesture.
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November 9, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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Hi, I'm a digital artist
I have 20+ years' experience under my belt
Not a bot, don't use AI, & don't claim art I didn't create

I need your help.
If you or anyone you know wants custom art made for your business, channel, etc.
Pls reach out! Thank you!
ko-fi.com/i/ID1D411Q8LI
Art Commissions: Current Pricing Sheet - Click to view on Ko-fi
Follow HTS/C.Hermsmeyer/Hermsie on Ko-fi
ko-fi.com
October 18, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Looks like Immigration NZ is doing some last minute server upgrades, to handle the massive spike in interest in case that orange blowhard wins.
www.immigration.govt.nz
November 3, 2024 at 12:27 AM