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Bores are boring. We get both forms, with fewer letters, because of our importance.
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Bores are boring. We get both forms, with fewer letters, because of our importance.
If you ask your brother to sit behind you, and he says there's not enough room for both of you, due to inadequate capacity in the village, town, or city, he may yet be on a horse.
January 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
If you ask your brother to sit behind you, and he says there's not enough room for both of you, due to inadequate capacity in the village, town, or city, he may yet be on a horse.
Um Are you Clifford the Big Red Dog? Because I want to suck you off. No wait
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Um Are you Clifford the Big Red Dog? Because I want to suck you off. No wait
Put a gun to their heads. Blobfish thrive under pressure and look their hottest.
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Put a gun to their heads. Blobfish thrive under pressure and look their hottest.
No, he was full. Back then, putting the patient back together was the only way to preserve the meat.
January 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
No, he was full. Back then, putting the patient back together was the only way to preserve the meat.
I forgot my reply to this except that it was a banger. Then I remembered. It was a "Hell hath no furry" pun.
People who warn against giving up on your dreams don't mention the great relief of not relying on your stunted creativity to make a living.
People who warn against giving up on your dreams don't mention the great relief of not relying on your stunted creativity to make a living.
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I forgot my reply to this except that it was a banger. Then I remembered. It was a "Hell hath no furry" pun.
People who warn against giving up on your dreams don't mention the great relief of not relying on your stunted creativity to make a living.
People who warn against giving up on your dreams don't mention the great relief of not relying on your stunted creativity to make a living.
Refuse any ransom over 20 cents a pound.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Refuse any ransom over 20 cents a pound.
If we replace all the digits with pictograms, the losses would be incalculable. It might even save money. You can't tell when counting by strawberries. But you have to switch it up. Otherwise strawberries would become harder-to-draw 4s and people would reëstablish the system.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If we replace all the digits with pictograms, the losses would be incalculable. It might even save money. You can't tell when counting by strawberries. But you have to switch it up. Otherwise strawberries would become harder-to-draw 4s and people would reëstablish the system.
Fat change their komodo dragon waives its trade veto rights.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Fat change their komodo dragon waives its trade veto rights.
Pardoning the Jan. 6 rioters -- even the guy whacking cops with a pole and stepping on their heads -- was an obscenity. But more of the Portland leftist and anarchist rioters should have been in prison with them. Democrats don't need to choose a favorite brand of nutjob.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Pardoning the Jan. 6 rioters -- even the guy whacking cops with a pole and stepping on their heads -- was an obscenity. But more of the Portland leftist and anarchist rioters should have been in prison with them. Democrats don't need to choose a favorite brand of nutjob.
They may not be thrilled that Farrakhan called Hitler a 'very great man' or Abbas minimized the Holocaust or the NY Times' Gaza photographer had praised Hitler... and then his replacement had the same issue. But they have higher priorities than fighting Nazis.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
They may not be thrilled that Farrakhan called Hitler a 'very great man' or Abbas minimized the Holocaust or the NY Times' Gaza photographer had praised Hitler... and then his replacement had the same issue. But they have higher priorities than fighting Nazis.
White American Hitler admirers are bad. German Hitler admirers turned bad when Hitler broke the Ribbentrop pact. Black and Palestinian Hitler admirers are fine because the orthodox left is in an alliance of convenience with that stripe of right-wing theocrat. That's what idealism looks like.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
White American Hitler admirers are bad. German Hitler admirers turned bad when Hitler broke the Ribbentrop pact. Black and Palestinian Hitler admirers are fine because the orthodox left is in an alliance of convenience with that stripe of right-wing theocrat. That's what idealism looks like.
Are the rats not good enough to be in the logo? They are wildlife too, as your guides keep reminding us.
October 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Are the rats not good enough to be in the logo? They are wildlife too, as your guides keep reminding us.
harrass the dj (x10)
C'mon, what do they make it dark for if they don't want you to get away with it?
C'mon, what do they make it dark for if they don't want you to get away with it?
October 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
harrass the dj (x10)
C'mon, what do they make it dark for if they don't want you to get away with it?
C'mon, what do they make it dark for if they don't want you to get away with it?
Donating a pound to the owls, or donating owls to the pound, we all contribute in our own way. They went with dignified silence very unlike their peculiar rendition of "Up where we belong" barked at all hours of the night.
October 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Donating a pound to the owls, or donating owls to the pound, we all contribute in our own way. They went with dignified silence very unlike their peculiar rendition of "Up where we belong" barked at all hours of the night.
"The Pigeon Coloring Book!" Make your own brightly colored pigeons just like our aviary warden!
September 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"The Pigeon Coloring Book!" Make your own brightly colored pigeons just like our aviary warden!
It's too bad Usenet and alt.flame are dead. It was a forum for insults, usually insults for insults' sake, so you could sling invective to your heart's content without making your political allies look like angry idiots by association.
September 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's too bad Usenet and alt.flame are dead. It was a forum for insults, usually insults for insults' sake, so you could sling invective to your heart's content without making your political allies look like angry idiots by association.
Mind easily falsifying those claims for us?
September 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Mind easily falsifying those claims for us?
56 likes! I see stickers. I see boxer shorts. I see an influencer career peaking in February 2026. I see a trip to rehab in 2031 and again in 2041.
The first rung on this ladder to success is making me your financial advisor. I'm short on qualifications but long on ideas.
The first rung on this ladder to success is making me your financial advisor. I'm short on qualifications but long on ideas.
September 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
56 likes! I see stickers. I see boxer shorts. I see an influencer career peaking in February 2026. I see a trip to rehab in 2031 and again in 2041.
The first rung on this ladder to success is making me your financial advisor. I'm short on qualifications but long on ideas.
The first rung on this ladder to success is making me your financial advisor. I'm short on qualifications but long on ideas.
So only T-Rex hears the word of God? I didn't realize he was a prophet. Why don't the other characters worship him? And now I understand why T. Rex metes the wrath of God on the unbelievers in panels three and four. I repent of my doubts of T-Rex's righteousness.
September 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
So only T-Rex hears the word of God? I didn't realize he was a prophet. Why don't the other characters worship him? And now I understand why T. Rex metes the wrath of God on the unbelievers in panels three and four. I repent of my doubts of T-Rex's righteousness.
Charlie the Unicorn had a finale in 2021?! That's the best thing to happen in 2025! Mystically, yet without violating any known law of physics, we can in a sense still experience things that happened on that date, wthout living on a rogue planet/battle fortress four light years away.
September 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Charlie the Unicorn had a finale in 2021?! That's the best thing to happen in 2025! Mystically, yet without violating any known law of physics, we can in a sense still experience things that happened on that date, wthout living on a rogue planet/battle fortress four light years away.
My god, you're right. He's a coward if he won't productively spend his time arguing with someone who just said they refuse to consider any substantive point he makes, along with each of the zillion others like you. He's probably as terrified of your playground taunts as I am.
September 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My god, you're right. He's a coward if he won't productively spend his time arguing with someone who just said they refuse to consider any substantive point he makes, along with each of the zillion others like you. He's probably as terrified of your playground taunts as I am.
That's an awful excuse. It would work better upended completely, arguing that he spends too much time talking about and arguing with the haters, even as awful as some of them are.
September 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
That's an awful excuse. It would work better upended completely, arguing that he spends too much time talking about and arguing with the haters, even as awful as some of them are.
If you meant to say, "He's right about that, but..." then I suggest you say it, but you'd be about the first. If you try to convince his critics to pan the weaker material but acknowledge when he makes a good important point like that, don't expect them to thank you.
September 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If you meant to say, "He's right about that, but..." then I suggest you say it, but you'd be about the first. If you try to convince his critics to pan the weaker material but acknowledge when he makes a good important point like that, don't expect them to thank you.
Preregistering a study protocol and then ignoring it when you write the final paper because you don't like the answers it gives is bullshit, and so is accepting the paper, and so is resorting to insulting the guy who pointed the problem out.
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On Scientific Transparency, Researcher Degrees Of Freedom, And That NEJM Study On Youth Gender Medicine (Updated)
There are a lot of unanswered questions here, which is unfortunate
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September 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Preregistering a study protocol and then ignoring it when you write the final paper because you don't like the answers it gives is bullshit, and so is accepting the paper, and so is resorting to insulting the guy who pointed the problem out.
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