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play with me or i’ll break your arm
hand sanitizer expires….. you mean to tell me i’ve been drinking fucking expired hand sanitizer????
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
hand sanitizer expires….. you mean to tell me i’ve been drinking fucking expired hand sanitizer????
i just took a 50mg edible so let’s find out
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
i just took a 50mg edible so let’s find out
*tries to order simple chicken dish at restaurant* “will that be the chicken or the chacken???”
January 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
*tries to order simple chicken dish at restaurant* “will that be the chicken or the chacken???”
sheepishly admits to the liberty mutual agent that he doesn’t know his wife’s phone number
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
sheepishly admits to the liberty mutual agent that he doesn’t know his wife’s phone number
“i don’t know shit about anything. i’m literally a piece of pizza”
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
“i don’t know shit about anything. i’m literally a piece of pizza”
wifi? more like why try
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
wifi? more like why try
my absolute favorite thing to do, bar none, is to wake up in the middle of the night, smoke weed, and go back to sleep. there is simply nothing like it
January 6, 2026 at 6:55 AM
my absolute favorite thing to do, bar none, is to wake up in the middle of the night, smoke weed, and go back to sleep. there is simply nothing like it
i think this is one of those work days where i’ll need to hit my vape in order to not feel nauseous BUT i have to do a two hour desk shift first 😓
January 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
i think this is one of those work days where i’ll need to hit my vape in order to not feel nauseous BUT i have to do a two hour desk shift first 😓
love our employees’ life or death enthusiasm about our shipment. if it’s coming: “this is the best day of my life” if it’s delayed: “i am going to kill myself”
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
love our employees’ life or death enthusiasm about our shipment. if it’s coming: “this is the best day of my life” if it’s delayed: “i am going to kill myself”
maybe something is wrong with me because i straight up hated one battle after another and i did not enjoy eddington after the first half hour
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
maybe something is wrong with me because i straight up hated one battle after another and i did not enjoy eddington after the first half hour
yeah i really like derry girls up until that weird twist where the girls get abducted by bill clinton and jeffrey epstein
December 31, 2025 at 7:13 AM
yeah i really like derry girls up until that weird twist where the girls get abducted by bill clinton and jeffrey epstein
putt putt gets a new butt butt (cuz i have to replace the bumper)
December 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
putt putt gets a new butt butt (cuz i have to replace the bumper)
throw slop, not shade
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
throw slop, not shade
“i memorized three garfield books verbatim. i think i can handle some kanji”
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“i memorized three garfield books verbatim. i think i can handle some kanji”
i itched my eye and something fell into it: a memoir
December 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i itched my eye and something fell into it: a memoir
i’m just a bunch of babies in a big baby suit
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
i’m just a bunch of babies in a big baby suit
FUN size? what’s so fun about LESS CANDY???
December 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
FUN size? what’s so fun about LESS CANDY???
in my medical opinion, your shit’s fucked
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
in my medical opinion, your shit’s fucked
cheese treat. i want a cheese treat
December 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
cheese treat. i want a cheese treat
dj roast baby beast
December 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
dj roast baby beast
new putt putt game: what what in the putt
December 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
new putt putt game: what what in the putt
“they always say it’s darker before the sun rises, but they never tell you… it’s brighter before the night” - spencer
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
“they always say it’s darker before the sun rises, but they never tell you… it’s brighter before the night” - spencer
freddie kroger
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
freddie kroger
i’m the littlest bitch and the biggest problem
December 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
i’m the littlest bitch and the biggest problem
i ain’t got no rabies shot, ain’t got no rabies shot, i ain’t got no rabies shot on da dancefloor
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i ain’t got no rabies shot, ain’t got no rabies shot, i ain’t got no rabies shot on da dancefloor