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david.j.cannon
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From the Isle of Man. Now living in Brighton. I guitar, I bass, and I support Liverpool FC. I sometimes use big fancy words that I don’t understand in order to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
Wow. That “sounds” just like something that someone on the Russia payroll would say.

I’m sure that’s just a coincidence though. Nigel has no involvement with Russia whatsoever.
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A man with brown skin who is completely comfortable being in a party that attacks people with brown skin as long as he gets richer off the back of it.

Vile. Lower than a snake’s belly.
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Breathtaking comment from Fiona Bruce. On a channel that she knows full well never stops carping on about immigration. Day and night.

If she ever felt the need to address any complaints of her bias, she’s just let off both barrels through her own feet.

Well done.
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Yeah, surely nobody in Glasgow speaks English, do they?

Oh, and Hi Ian. 👋
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Soul Man
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December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Well, this guy is not how I imagined the Master Race would look.

‘Weedy little racist cockpolisher’ was not what I was expecting at all.
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It’s ‘misled’ Dan.
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
At least the BBC were full of remorse, and led the six o clock news with this story, coupled with an apology.

Nah. Only fucking around. They didn’t mention it, the twats.
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Yeah, wasn’t Ferrari all over this like a demented parrot with a Duracell battery up his arse?
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Unlawful or awful? Did you check that you didn’t mishear it?
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I might start a rival game where, if you see or hear of Rachel Reeves being a liar, then you’re out. This is a really tough one. You’d need to lock yourself in a wardrobe for a few weeks.

I’ll start playing the Farage one though. No BBC for me from now on.
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I don’t believe he ever tried to tackle anyone!
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Excellent show. Really enjoyed it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It would have been proper chef’s kiss if the very last scene consisted of a balaclava wearing bloke on a scooter riding up behind him before the screen went blank.
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
😂😂😂😂 got to be a parody, surely? No one’s THAT thick.
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Doesn’t want to over excite the ladies with his ‘Hot Legs’
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Oh, the upward inflection at the end of every sentence. 😖

She sounds like Alicia Silverstone in Clueless. Except she makes less sense.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Whereas his opinions are merely half baked.
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Some of my best friends are people who don’t understand irony.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
He’s still growing concrete, but it’s between his ears. Dickhead.
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Have my tickets to The Forge. Looking forward to it.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I’m now waiting eagerly for the scientific research that proves his other one was in the Albert Hall.
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Oh dear 😂
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM