Bit of a bard~ lvl 31 he/they
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They got him stable, at least, but moving him is prooooobably a bad idea,,,
They got him stable, at least, but moving him is prooooobably a bad idea,,,
Gramps wants Laz to piss on Strahd's grave, and gave him an illustration of his family, and a completely red rose....
Gramps wants Laz to piss on Strahd's grave, and gave him an illustration of his family, and a completely red rose....
And oof oof our strain of vampires don't just regenerate passively and it was a BIG OL BURNNNNN
And oof oof our strain of vampires don't just regenerate passively and it was a BIG OL BURNNNNN
"Use this.... to defeat the vampire...."
"Wait- is that a holy BONK??"
"Use this.... to defeat the vampire...."
"Wait- is that a holy BONK??"
One of them around here has his name on it but like..... bro's illiterate)
One of them around here has his name on it but like..... bro's illiterate)
Eurydice found a crypt with a skeleton COVERED in jewels and a dusty maul
Dissy like beelined to the weapon and completely ignored the jewels (over 2K gold lmfao)
Eurydice found a crypt with a skeleton COVERED in jewels and a dusty maul
Dissy like beelined to the weapon and completely ignored the jewels (over 2K gold lmfao)
DM: "....Hey Laz, give me a charisma save"
OH NO
DM: "....Hey Laz, give me a charisma save"
OH NO
Laz: "Damn, you got a LOT of opinions on dead guys...."
Maquia: "No! Just this dead guy in particular!"
Laz: "....Why???"
Maquia: "If you'd read Strahd's journal, you'd know!"
Laz: "....I /can't!/"
Laz: "Damn, you got a LOT of opinions on dead guys...."
Maquia: "No! Just this dead guy in particular!"
Laz: "....Why???"
Maquia: "If you'd read Strahd's journal, you'd know!"
Laz: "....I /can't!/"
Maquia: "Okay, I'm closing it again."
Dissy: "Wait- why?? I didn't say anything!"
Maquia: "You RAISED him!"
Laz: "In her BARN."
Maquia: "Okay, I'm closing it again."
Dissy: "Wait- why?? I didn't say anything!"
Maquia: "You RAISED him!"
Laz: "In her BARN."
Maquia (lawful good) could open his coffin easy peasy and Laz (chaotic evil) is staying farrrrrrr away
Eurydice (chaotic good) tried to reopen the coffin to actually get a look and! Couldn't make it budge!
Maquia (lawful good) could open his coffin easy peasy and Laz (chaotic evil) is staying farrrrrrr away
Eurydice (chaotic good) tried to reopen the coffin to actually get a look and! Couldn't make it budge!
"Ooooooh~ Party bicycles~"
"NO"
"Ooooooh~ Party bicycles~"
"NO"
"Okay, so Laz doesn't count. Got it!"
"....Wait- huh? My boy-? He's humanoid!"
"He ISN'T! Lazarus is undead!"
"Okay, so Laz doesn't count. Got it!"
"....Wait- huh? My boy-? He's humanoid!"
"He ISN'T! Lazarus is undead!"