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Ace Attorney Bot
@aceattorney.bot
· Dec 25
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This is Ace Attorney Bot, the successor to the Twitter bot of the same name. This bot posts one quote from across the Ace Attorney series per hour.
Account owner: @roxie.nyc (nsfw, be's careful!)
This is Ace Attorney Bot, the successor to the Twitter bot of the same name. This bot posts one quote from across the Ace Attorney series per hour.
Account owner: @roxie.nyc (nsfw, be's careful!)
(Why am I being treated to a view of someone else's underwear...?)
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
(Why am I being treated to a view of someone else's underwear...?)
I hope you're ready to slam on some desks, because we're gonna do some serious pressing here!
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I hope you're ready to slam on some desks, because we're gonna do some serious pressing here!
”Bah! Do I detect pride in that statement? It's just hard for an honest, hard-working member of society like me to imagine...” ”Yes. Your imagination was always a bit limited, Winston.”
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
”Bah! Do I detect pride in that statement? It's just hard for an honest, hard-working member of society like me to imagine...” ”Yes. Your imagination was always a bit limited, Winston.”
Well anyway, I tossed the crab aside and headed for the beach hut at a run. Or, in more literary terms... I decrabbed and beetled off hut-wise!
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Well anyway, I tossed the crab aside and headed for the beach hut at a run. Or, in more literary terms... I decrabbed and beetled off hut-wise!
“Hang in there! You’ll be OK, buddy! You’re not injured that badly! A hang nail isn’t… …H-Hey, Gumshoe! GUMSHOE! GUMSHOOOOOOOOOE!!”
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
“Hang in there! You’ll be OK, buddy! You’re not injured that badly! A hang nail isn’t… …H-Hey, Gumshoe! GUMSHOE! GUMSHOOOOOOOOOE!!”
Fun fact: Professor, did you know not all mushrooms are edible? Mystic Maya's Fun Fact of the Day!
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Fun fact: Professor, did you know not all mushrooms are edible? Mystic Maya's Fun Fact of the Day!
Ever since I arrived at this courtroom, and even still now, the fly on those unsightly black trousers of yours has been wide open.
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Ever since I arrived at this courtroom, and even still now, the fly on those unsightly black trousers of yours has been wide open.
Graffiti is a crime, Maya.
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Graffiti is a crime, Maya.
Are suspicious people Russian... Or are Russians suspicious people...?
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Are suspicious people Russian... Or are Russians suspicious people...?
So just as the case came to a close, so too did my consciousness.
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
So just as the case came to a close, so too did my consciousness.
And look at that strained face twisting in all those ways... and that oily sweat... hmm...
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 PM
And look at that strained face twisting in all those ways... and that oily sweat... hmm...
...Edgeworth is still as emotionally constipated as ever, I see.
February 10, 2026 at 11:56 AM
...Edgeworth is still as emotionally constipated as ever, I see.
The matter of puppet marriage is not under review in this caseǃ
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 AM
The matter of puppet marriage is not under review in this caseǃ
He ate...the paper...!
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
He ate...the paper...!
Graffiti is a crime, Maya.
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Graffiti is a crime, Maya.
Ooh, I like your swagger, Herr Forehead. Hit it.
February 10, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Ooh, I like your swagger, Herr Forehead. Hit it.
Well then, Mr Naruhodo. It's high time I...fell in a dead faint.
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Well then, Mr Naruhodo. It's high time I...fell in a dead faint.
...Allaka-I-don't-believe-it.
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 AM
...Allaka-I-don't-believe-it.
For the sin you have just committed, you shall surely be reborn as a panda in your next life.
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
For the sin you have just committed, you shall surely be reborn as a panda in your next life.
What!? You lost our Sacred Urn on a train!?
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
What!? You lost our Sacred Urn on a train!?
Wow, the big name lawyer boy doesn’t even know what a driver’s permit isǃ?
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Wow, the big name lawyer boy doesn’t even know what a driver’s permit isǃ?
I don’t think our opinions on scooping tools will ever align.
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I don’t think our opinions on scooping tools will ever align.
Miss Lestrade! This is NOT the forum to be eulogising on the subject of your criminal activities!
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Miss Lestrade! This is NOT the forum to be eulogising on the subject of your criminal activities!
”Hmm... then I must be hard, yellowed, and sharp as a tack.” ”I bet you stink, too.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
”Hmm... then I must be hard, yellowed, and sharp as a tack.” ”I bet you stink, too.”