Abssy_East
@abssyeast.bsky.social
Founder, All You Can ETF LLC. Focused on index & ETP product development/management, marketing, and education. Good with letters and numbers. Always striving to be more Pythonic.
Honestly surprised he didn’t go with berserker mode defense
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Honestly surprised he didn’t go with berserker mode defense
Yeah, that’s what she said he was defecating
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Yeah, that’s what she said he was defecating
Voters' money, voters' votes:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a computer and the word and written on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a computer and the word and written on it
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Voters' money, voters' votes:
Have they tried a logo change?
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Have they tried a logo change?
Pre arranged ride to EWR the other day (1hr travel time)
NJ Transit $18.50
NJ Transit $18.50
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Pre arranged ride to EWR the other day (1hr travel time)
NJ Transit $18.50
NJ Transit $18.50
Not rooting either way but:
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Not rooting either way but:
I’m sure they’re paying handsomely for a branded table in the new East Wing Ballroom
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’m sure they’re paying handsomely for a branded table in the new East Wing Ballroom
So, they have appropriately funded all those SPEs?
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
So, they have appropriately funded all those SPEs?
My first reading of that headline saw the word "Auction" instead of "Audition"
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My first reading of that headline saw the word "Auction" instead of "Audition"
Don’t you know that if the president does anything it is automatically legal?
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Don’t you know that if the president does anything it is automatically legal?
I mean, who’s gonna take him on when he can beat up Mike Tyson?!
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I mean, who’s gonna take him on when he can beat up Mike Tyson?!
I just want to know who’s gonna do the blockchain post mortem to find out which whales turned IBIT shareholders into bagholders…
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I just want to know who’s gonna do the blockchain post mortem to find out which whales turned IBIT shareholders into bagholders…
Yes, the people who wrote the constitution. Also, the people he appointed to SCOTUS
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Yes, the people who wrote the constitution. Also, the people he appointed to SCOTUS
Since January 20, 2025 apparently.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Since January 20, 2025 apparently.
Needs more $TSLAQ!
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Needs more $TSLAQ!
That A1 technology, it's really going places!
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
That A1 technology, it's really going places!
Good luck getting all those offshore VPN providers lists of server IP addresses so they can be blocked...
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Good luck getting all those offshore VPN providers lists of server IP addresses so they can be blocked...
Just our Arsonist/Firefighter-in-Chief doing what he does best.
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just our Arsonist/Firefighter-in-Chief doing what he does best.