Absolom J
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Absolom J
@absoloj.bsky.social
Science editor, fiction writer, book reader, sports watcher, restless mind. Minneapolis.
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November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What, you don’t think it’s cool to get a photographer to take a moody but totally casual picture of you and all your very cool and hip billionaire buddies?
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This is it 🤌
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Airlines have made flying as shitty as possible to squeeze every thin dime out of travelers and we think the solution to that is wearing a tie.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Can we just go one day without these self-righteous shitheads doing something that makes me hate them even more?
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The same group so worried that some wealthy man might get a moment of discomfort is sending ICE to repel into apartment buildings on the off chance they might find a person they can deport
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“The conduct was classified as a tier 3 sex offense and requires lifetime sex offender registry placement.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
One of the greats
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
That definitely happens too
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I would change that to
“Men creating a bad marriage and blaming everyone else for it to MAGA pipeline.”
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I think you meant 🤮
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM