i want canes to start selling their sauce in grocery stores bc id probably never go back to an actual canes in that event (same thing happened w/ me and chick fil a)

Pitchfork: Big Guy provides to the audience an unbridled and unapologetic energy from Ice Spice, creating a perfectly catchy hook for the terminally-online post-content era and manifesting itself as a minimalist statement in our current zeitgeist. 9.4

the game itself is cool but this particular mode where you can just test drive every car in the game is magical. imagine being like 6 years old and being very autistic about cars and you accidentally press a button that teleports you into a giant modernist structure filled with sports cars

Jon Taffer: Can you tell ME, sir, what that little weird man has?
Alcoholic Line Cook: Red eyes, sir.
Jon Taffer (with passive aggressive sarcastic smile): And that's in YOUR kitchen!

It's sterile and biodegradable

oh man im surprised Cocteau Twins has never come up between us