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@abjectworld.bsky.social
i teach. i watch movies. i take cimzia for ankylosing spondylitis. i like jokes. I like pie. i take photos. i am large. i contain multitudes.
he/him, glad to answer to anything not uttered w hatred
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he/him, glad to answer to anything not uttered w hatred
🇺🇸🇷🇴🇪🇺
Solidarity with 🇺🇦
(me, very confused): RIP Paul Reubens, no one did it quite like you
July 31, 2023 at 5:10 PM
(me, very confused): RIP Paul Reubens, no one did it quite like you
“Eat the pennies, quizboy. Eat the pennies.”
July 27, 2023 at 3:19 PM
“Eat the pennies, quizboy. Eat the pennies.”
libertarianism in a nutshell
July 26, 2023 at 6:54 PM
libertarianism in a nutshell
nobody:
Michael Bay getting sued by Marc Schiller for barely disguising his story in Pain and Gain, explaining how movies work and what is funny:
Michael Bay getting sued by Marc Schiller for barely disguising his story in Pain and Gain, explaining how movies work and what is funny:
July 24, 2023 at 3:21 PM
nobody:
Michael Bay getting sued by Marc Schiller for barely disguising his story in Pain and Gain, explaining how movies work and what is funny:
Michael Bay getting sued by Marc Schiller for barely disguising his story in Pain and Gain, explaining how movies work and what is funny:
The energy I’m trying to bring to the skyline
July 8, 2023 at 4:58 PM
The energy I’m trying to bring to the skyline
I think I finally managed to alienate Not Ed. The first grandson reference (I’m 36 and have no children) didn’t do it, but this seems to have.
July 7, 2023 at 10:22 PM
I think I finally managed to alienate Not Ed. The first grandson reference (I’m 36 and have no children) didn’t do it, but this seems to have.
I think Not Ed is getting impatient, do you really want to hurry up the process that invariably ends with your account reported and blocked, or can we keep the spirit of the sale alive?
July 7, 2023 at 10:03 PM
I think Not Ed is getting impatient, do you really want to hurry up the process that invariably ends with your account reported and blocked, or can we keep the spirit of the sale alive?
How am I supposed to trust you, Not Ed?
July 7, 2023 at 9:55 PM
How am I supposed to trust you, Not Ed?
the asshole scammer wants me to click the link and text attorney Mary L Smith
July 7, 2023 at 9:51 PM
the asshole scammer wants me to click the link and text attorney Mary L Smith
Some asshole scammer has cloned my friend Ed’s Facebook profile and is messaging me. They seem to be very thick. Let’s see how this goes.
July 7, 2023 at 9:47 PM
Some asshole scammer has cloned my friend Ed’s Facebook profile and is messaging me. They seem to be very thick. Let’s see how this goes.
the old world is always dying, the new one is always struggling to be born. it’s always the time of monsters, now 5% off at Krogers.
July 6, 2023 at 6:35 PM
the old world is always dying, the new one is always struggling to be born. it’s always the time of monsters, now 5% off at Krogers.
I heard today is the day to post hole
July 6, 2023 at 6:30 PM
I heard today is the day to post hole
four years ago to the day, hanging out with my namesake in Thessaloniki
July 5, 2023 at 5:20 PM
four years ago to the day, hanging out with my namesake in Thessaloniki
Good thing I knew that asshole was a (barely crypto)fascist and have been preparing for the day Twitter fail whales for good
July 1, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Good thing I knew that asshole was a (barely crypto)fascist and have been preparing for the day Twitter fail whales for good
You sure it wasn’t Ted Cruz?
June 26, 2023 at 4:21 PM
You sure it wasn’t Ted Cruz?
see I’d like to spend my time on bluesky but no one here has brainworms as gourmet as those you find by just searching “Prigozhin” on Twitter
June 25, 2023 at 1:05 AM
see I’d like to spend my time on bluesky but no one here has brainworms as gourmet as those you find by just searching “Prigozhin” on Twitter
Fishburne’s handler in this has unsettling Ron DeSantis vibes
June 25, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Fishburne’s handler in this has unsettling Ron DeSantis vibes
Next up: DEEP COVER (d. Bill Duke, 1992), inspired the Bill Duke scene in MANDY. I'll start this in about half an hour, 5-ish PST. Laurence Fishburne as an undercover cop, Jeff Goldblum as a coke trafficker.
June 24, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Next up: DEEP COVER (d. Bill Duke, 1992), inspired the Bill Duke scene in MANDY. I'll start this in about half an hour, 5-ish PST. Laurence Fishburne as an undercover cop, Jeff Goldblum as a coke trafficker.
I have a friend who prefers color out of space to this and i will never understand him
June 24, 2023 at 9:08 PM
I have a friend who prefers color out of space to this and i will never understand him
Righteous Gemstones S5!
June 24, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Righteous Gemstones S5!
once again struck from the very start about how much more impactful stylization can be if you're not prioritizing 'cleanness' of images (idk how blooski transcodes images, so trying full size pngs here, have no idea what they'll be on anyone else's end lol)
June 24, 2023 at 8:58 PM
once again struck from the very start about how much more impactful stylization can be if you're not prioritizing 'cleanness' of images (idk how blooski transcodes images, so trying full size pngs here, have no idea what they'll be on anyone else's end lol)
My wife just gave Nomi jazz hands. Showgirls love jazz hands.
June 24, 2023 at 8:39 PM
My wife just gave Nomi jazz hands. Showgirls love jazz hands.
gonna try to at least log if not write a bit about most movies I watch, and we'll start with the nightmarish trip MANDY (d. Panos Cosmatos, 2017), which I saw when it came out, and just got on Blu. Starting the screening in 20ish minutes, at 1:45 PST, if anyone wants to watch simultaneously!
June 24, 2023 at 8:24 PM
gonna try to at least log if not write a bit about most movies I watch, and we'll start with the nightmarish trip MANDY (d. Panos Cosmatos, 2017), which I saw when it came out, and just got on Blu. Starting the screening in 20ish minutes, at 1:45 PST, if anyone wants to watch simultaneously!
Just got the Vinegar Syndrome 4K Showgirls release, so coup or no coup, there’s something exciting happening today
June 24, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Just got the Vinegar Syndrome 4K Showgirls release, so coup or no coup, there’s something exciting happening today