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The thing that trips me out about this whole alternate halftime show is that when I was attending a Christian high school, I got in trouble for playing Joan Jett on my car stereo in the schools parking lot, but now Kid Rock is going to perform on The Bible Network
February 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The thing that trips me out about this whole alternate halftime show is that when I was attending a Christian high school, I got in trouble for playing Joan Jett on my car stereo in the schools parking lot, but now Kid Rock is going to perform on The Bible Network
The thing about small businesses is that it’s not all glitz & glamour. It’s years of constant grinding just to achieve a lower middle class lifestyle. People won’t just quit their comfy office job to grind 70 hours per week just because fewer immigrants qualify for SBA loans
The Small Business Administration said in a policy note that green card holders won't be allowed to apply for SBA loans, effective March 1.
SBA to bar green card holders from applying for small business loans
The Small Business Administration said in a policy note that green card holders won't be allowed to apply for SBA loans, effective March 1.
www.10news.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The thing about small businesses is that it’s not all glitz & glamour. It’s years of constant grinding just to achieve a lower middle class lifestyle. People won’t just quit their comfy office job to grind 70 hours per week just because fewer immigrants qualify for SBA loans
Have they checked the same place they hid the missing minutes from the Epstein video?
New: DHS now says that two weeks of missing surveillance footage from ICE's Broadview Detention center isn't "missing," it was never recorded in the first place and thus can't be produced in an abuse lawsuit. An utter shitshow:
www.404media.co/dhs-says-cri...
www.404media.co/dhs-says-cri...
DHS Says Critical ICE Surveillance Footage From Abuse Case Was Actually Never Recorded, Doesn't Matter
Court records reveal the incredibly sad state of ICE's evidence retention systems.
www.404media.co
January 27, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Have they checked the same place they hid the missing minutes from the Epstein video?
Mandatory viewing at the reeducation camps
If Melania doesn’t win an Oscar, Trump will invade Norway.
January 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Mandatory viewing at the reeducation camps
My cat has been diagnosed with cancer, a particularly severe kind, and now I have to come to terms with the fact that I probably can’t afford treat it even if it’s an option and it absolutely sucks
January 23, 2026 at 7:02 AM
My cat has been diagnosed with cancer, a particularly severe kind, and now I have to come to terms with the fact that I probably can’t afford treat it even if it’s an option and it absolutely sucks
I will absolutely ja tak with the Danes
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I will absolutely ja tak with the Danes
Go back to the combination Staples-Party City where you belong!!
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Go back to the combination Staples-Party City where you belong!!
This is (potato) soup, for my family
January 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
This is (potato) soup, for my family
Today was Joe’s turn with the brain cell
“.. Are we really gonna be the Gestapo, 'Where's your papers?' Is that what we've come to?"
January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Today was Joe’s turn with the brain cell
The Lions are playing like they booked their Cancun vacation already
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Lions are playing like they booked their Cancun vacation already
Happy Festivus to most of you! I made Pot Roast
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Happy Festivus to most of you! I made Pot Roast
We tried spinning it every which way to avoid making the administration look like monsters and failed so we’re burying it
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We tried spinning it every which way to avoid making the administration look like monsters and failed so we’re burying it
It’s been years since the Panthers have been this exciting. I’ve missed it.
December 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It’s been years since the Panthers have been this exciting. I’ve missed it.
They could have paid me to tell them Republicans don’t vote for Democrats
BREAKING: After ordering a report on what went wrong in the 2024 election, DNC Chair Ken Martin is now refusing to release the report, claiming doing so would be counterproductive.
This lack of transparency kills trust, disenfranchises voters, and shows weakness. Just ridiculous. Indefensible.
This lack of transparency kills trust, disenfranchises voters, and shows weakness. Just ridiculous. Indefensible.
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
They could have paid me to tell them Republicans don’t vote for Democrats
Reagan kicked the mentally ill onto the streets and Newsom kicked them out of the underpasses
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Reagan kicked the mentally ill onto the streets and Newsom kicked them out of the underpasses
Give yer balls a tug
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Give yer balls a tug
We locked 6 people inside a gladiator arena, last one standing has their student loans forgiven
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
We locked 6 people inside a gladiator arena, last one standing has their student loans forgiven
Nothing says getting with the times like continuing to have 81 year old James Carville front and center
October 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nothing says getting with the times like continuing to have 81 year old James Carville front and center
My only memory of Walmart from that time is there being 20 cash registers and only 2 cashiers, as opposed to 20 self check outs and only 2 open.
September 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My only memory of Walmart from that time is there being 20 cash registers and only 2 cashiers, as opposed to 20 self check outs and only 2 open.
He is displeased with my shenanigans
September 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
He is displeased with my shenanigans
CEO of gas station boner pills says people that don’t take them might have tiny penises
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
CEO of gas station boner pills says people that don’t take them might have tiny penises
I bought some grapes on my way to work and now I’m sitting in HR
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I bought some grapes on my way to work and now I’m sitting in HR
I need to find a study on COVID immunity because this is the second time I’ve slept in a room with someone that tested positive and I still haven’t gotten bitten by the plague. It’s been 6 days.
September 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I need to find a study on COVID immunity because this is the second time I’ve slept in a room with someone that tested positive and I still haven’t gotten bitten by the plague. It’s been 6 days.
Yeah I’m gonna say it, Panthers will fire Evero by game 4 and go full tank mode for their next QB
September 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Yeah I’m gonna say it, Panthers will fire Evero by game 4 and go full tank mode for their next QB