Eric T. Cartman.
@abigbonedpsycho.bsky.social
"Sweet..."
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This Character is from South Park.
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The Multiple Man of The #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍
PS: ur so lame.
Account ran by OMEGA.
This Character is from South Park.
Account not associated with Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
ANYONE CAN FOLLOW ME!
The Multiple Man of The #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍
PS: ur so lame.
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"Oh fuck doing a wizards intro that's lame... C*** AND FRIENDS CHARGE!"
ERIC CARTMAN DIVES INTO BATTLE!
ERIC CARTMAN DIVES INTO BATTLE!
"BAHAHAHA GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!"
February 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"BAHAHAHA GUYS LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!"
[Cartman is stood there holding a fucking glock.] "Saw an ad said some guy needed help fighting demons... So fuck it."
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
[Cartman is stood there holding a fucking glock.] "Saw an ad said some guy needed help fighting demons... So fuck it."
@gwenpool-in-blue.bsky.social
"Hey Gwen... Since we're like so totally best friends... Wanna Fist Bump?"
"Hey Gwen... Since we're like so totally best friends... Wanna Fist Bump?"
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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"Hey Gwen... Since we're like so totally best friends... Wanna Fist Bump?"
"Hey Gwen... Since we're like so totally best friends... Wanna Fist Bump?"
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"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."
[Cartman kinda looked happy...] "Killer we're like best buds now."
❝ Hm, I see. ❞
She eyes him a few moments before grinning.
❝ You know what? I think you'd make a perfect ally. ❞
She eyes him a few moments before grinning.
❝ You know what? I think you'd make a perfect ally. ❞
"Your tryna get down on my level... Last person that did this to me I sent their ass to the fuckin' psych ward."
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
[Cartman kinda looked happy...] "Killer we're like best buds now."
"Your tryna get down on my level... Last person that did this to me I sent their ass to the fuckin' psych ward."
She's clicking her tongue, kneeling down until she is face level with him.
❝ I don't think you deserve to know /my/ name. ❞
❝ I don't think you deserve to know /my/ name. ❞
"Oh I'm like so scared you guys... totally." [Eric kept a straight face.] "Didn't even answer my question anyway Dumbass."
February 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"Your tryna get down on my level... Last person that did this to me I sent their ass to the fuckin' psych ward."
"Oh I'm like so scared you guys... totally." [Eric kept a straight face.] "Didn't even answer my question anyway Dumbass."
Quirks a brow.
❝ Someone who's going to put you in your place if your mother doesn't. ❞
❝ Someone who's going to put you in your place if your mother doesn't. ❞
"Depends... Who the fuck are you."
February 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
"Oh I'm like so scared you guys... totally." [Eric kept a straight face.] "Didn't even answer my question anyway Dumbass."
OMEGA
I want Eric to interact with the KPDH cast it'd be frying me if bro just flamed the Saja Boys for an hour 😭
I want Eric to interact with the KPDH cast it'd be frying me if bro just flamed the Saja Boys for an hour 😭
February 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
OMEGA
I want Eric to interact with the KPDH cast it'd be frying me if bro just flamed the Saja Boys for an hour 😭
I want Eric to interact with the KPDH cast it'd be frying me if bro just flamed the Saja Boys for an hour 😭
"AYE... ARE YOU DISRESPECTING MAH AUTHORITAH!" [Cartman looked pissed now.] "also like my mam has taught me tons of manners..."
“…..”
“Your parents ever teach you manners?”
“Your parents ever teach you manners?”
"Take your damn vibes to Denver then you hippie!" [Cartman tapped his baton on the ground.] "NOW GO TO DAMN DENVER!"
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
"AYE... ARE YOU DISRESPECTING MAH AUTHORITAH!" [Cartman looked pissed now.] "also like my mam has taught me tons of manners..."
"Take your damn vibes to Denver then you hippie!" [Cartman tapped his baton on the ground.] "NOW GO TO DAMN DENVER!"
“I’m just vibing, little man. That’s all.”
"The fuck are you doing... It's like 10 in the morning... Who even are you anyway?" [Cartman crossed his arms trying to show authoritah.]
February 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
"Take your damn vibes to Denver then you hippie!" [Cartman tapped his baton on the ground.] "NOW GO TO DAMN DENVER!"
"Depends... Who the fuck are you."
❝ Who is this sassy, foul mouthed, child...? ❞
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"Depends... Who the fuck are you."
"The fuck are you doing... It's like 10 in the morning... Who even are you anyway?" [Cartman crossed his arms trying to show authoritah.]
“I GOT OLDER! I GOT WISE!”
He turns around. Seeing Cartman.
“Oh! Hey, little dude!”
He turns around. Seeing Cartman.
“Oh! Hey, little dude!”
[Eric just... watched the man singing whilst sipping a bottle of Cred.]
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
"The fuck are you doing... It's like 10 in the morning... Who even are you anyway?" [Cartman crossed his arms trying to show authoritah.]
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" [Cartman lunged at Gwen screaming.]
February 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" [Cartman lunged at Gwen screaming.]
"What did you just say..." [Eric looks like he's about to genuinely murder Gwen.] "Say something about my mom one more time..."
“ Those are some big ass bones then. Gotta lay off your ma's milk and let others have a shot at it ”
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
"What did you just say..." [Eric looks like he's about to genuinely murder Gwen.] "Say something about my mom one more time..."
[As Cartman quietly crept through the room he'd... get a tingle a feeling... He'd then notice... rubble? But there wasn't any structural damage to generate this much rubble... There was definitely something here something abnormal.]
February 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
[As Cartman quietly crept through the room he'd... get a tingle a feeling... He'd then notice... rubble? But there wasn't any structural damage to generate this much rubble... There was definitely something here something abnormal.]
"AYE. I AM NOT FUCKING FAT IM BIG BONED! SO DO ME A FAVOUR SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH GWEN!"
February 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
"AYE. I AM NOT FUCKING FAT IM BIG BONED! SO DO ME A FAVOUR SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH GWEN!"
[Eric just... watched the man singing whilst sipping a bottle of Cred.]
Just walking around listening to music.
“When the sun goes down, yeah it’s time to creep!🎶”
“When the sun goes down, yeah it’s time to creep!🎶”
“When the sun goes down, yeah it’s time to creep!🎶”
“When the sun goes down, yeah it’s time to creep!🎶”
“When the sun goes down, yeah it’s time to creep!🎶”
“When the sun goes down, yeah it’s time to creep!🎶”
February 5, 2026 at 12:05 AM
[Eric just... watched the man singing whilst sipping a bottle of Cred.]
OMEGA
I'm fucking crying istg thank you @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!
I'm fucking crying istg thank you @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!
February 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
OMEGA
I'm fucking crying istg thank you @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!
I'm fucking crying istg thank you @fury-of-nihilister.bsky.social from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
OMEGA
typa shit that happens mordecai and rigby when they wanna microwave popcorn
typa shit that happens mordecai and rigby when they wanna microwave popcorn
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February 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
OMEGA
typa shit that happens mordecai and rigby when they wanna microwave popcorn
typa shit that happens mordecai and rigby when they wanna microwave popcorn
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OMEGA
I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭
I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
OMEGA
I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭
I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭
OMEGA
I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭
I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
OMEGA
I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭
I hate being poor bruh he leaves tomorrow and I have no money 😭
"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING! THIS IS SO NOT KEEEEEEEEEWL!" [He'd continue running genuinely screaming atp.]
Said footsteps were vaguely quiet, like whatever’s following behind Cartman’s back is chasing after him.
And apparently, there’s a moon directly above him in the sky. It seems to be asleep, one eye to speak off of.
And apparently, there’s a moon directly above him in the sky. It seems to be asleep, one eye to speak off of.
@endless-hellfire.bsky.social
[SWOOSH... Eric Cartman woke up in a void... nothing but pitch black spanning for miles on end... Confused he started running maybe trying for a hope at escape when he began hearing footsteps behind him...]
[SWOOSH... Eric Cartman woke up in a void... nothing but pitch black spanning for miles on end... Confused he started running maybe trying for a hope at escape when he began hearing footsteps behind him...]
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING! THIS IS SO NOT KEEEEEEEEEWL!" [He'd continue running genuinely screaming atp.]
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"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
"People were telling me to do this... Sounds kewl."