I'm fine with it if I get an eye patch and a fucking shrapnel horn

Cassettes are so fucking cool. I really thought about getting a walkman but they're incredibly overprized and getting music for them is almost impossible rn. Digital versions that mimic the feel are also SUPER expensive.

I just wanna be like him....

Ugfgguguyhhh maddkf malévola hghhhh

Here are more examples for what's on the menu!

Socrates is washed, Plato is by far the goat. Not only was he smart, he was so ripped his name is a reference to how fucking wide his back was

We're at 10 songs right now and we've been working on this for over two years now.

Imo each song that comes out is better than the last, and these last two are SPECIALLY good I can't wait for it to be finally out and with my name on it somewhere

Unlucky

I too hate waiting but when it's doctors and nurses and shit I'd rather wait past my appointment than feel like they're gonna rush my treatment. Dude, appreciate that they care enough to invest the time whatever you're coming with deserves

Good morning! Your positive attitude and energy have inspired me to be productive too! - I say as I roll in bed and tuck myself in for another 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep

Be thankful I went with Garland pig and did not go with "good little garland eating slut" tal y como había planeado al principio

I can already see it I'm going to eat this up like a good little Garland pig and no one can stop me it looks SO good