Seymour Minge
@abbaboolal.bsky.social
I love housewives, curry and myself 🖕🏾
I can’t explain my outrage learning more and more about the Epstein Files. I’m disgusted beyond belief.
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I can’t explain my outrage learning more and more about the Epstein Files. I’m disgusted beyond belief.
Fuck. I have to switch out my ring camera now 🤦🏾♀️
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Fuck. I have to switch out my ring camera now 🤦🏾♀️
Keep your kids off roblox. I don’t even know what it is but it sounds like devil play
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Keep your kids off roblox. I don’t even know what it is but it sounds like devil play
My entire body is sore. Every time I bend over, I shout a loud FUYOOO 😭
January 29, 2026 at 11:57 PM
My entire body is sore. Every time I bend over, I shout a loud FUYOOO 😭
Ick. I did manual labour today and my hands are bleeding and raw 😭 my poor beautiful hands
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Ick. I did manual labour today and my hands are bleeding and raw 😭 my poor beautiful hands
Iced coffee with a smoke. Ultimate combo
January 28, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Iced coffee with a smoke. Ultimate combo
Fighting for my life on the crapper
a shirtless man is standing in front of a shelf with bottles of lotion on it .
ALT: a shirtless man is standing in front of a shelf with bottles of lotion on it .
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January 27, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Fighting for my life on the crapper
I thank my lucky stars I live in western Canada. The mildest of winters 🙏🏾
January 27, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I thank my lucky stars I live in western Canada. The mildest of winters 🙏🏾
Why do the Sacramento Kings suck so bad? On paper they have a proper line up 🤦🏾♀️
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Why do the Sacramento Kings suck so bad? On paper they have a proper line up 🤦🏾♀️
I don’t show my chichi’s like I used to.. I spent my 20’s showing off my jugs but not anymore. I need to bring them back. They deserve to see the world again
January 25, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I don’t show my chichi’s like I used to.. I spent my 20’s showing off my jugs but not anymore. I need to bring them back. They deserve to see the world again
ICE is killing white people. Ain’t nobody safe in America
January 24, 2026 at 9:51 PM
ICE is killing white people. Ain’t nobody safe in America
Ate 1/3 of an apple fritter over the sink. It was heavenly. Only could have been better if I had no pants on and a cold glass of milk
January 24, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Ate 1/3 of an apple fritter over the sink. It was heavenly. Only could have been better if I had no pants on and a cold glass of milk
Sometimes my own cooking makes me moist.. in multiple places
January 22, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Sometimes my own cooking makes me moist.. in multiple places
The lack of foul calls on this Raptors game is starting to piss me off 😠
January 22, 2026 at 5:26 AM
The lack of foul calls on this Raptors game is starting to piss me off 😠
Every year I get a new pair of glasses and I seem to keep buying the same style of frames? 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
January 22, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Every year I get a new pair of glasses and I seem to keep buying the same style of frames? 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Heal yourself so you don’t bleed on other people
January 22, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Heal yourself so you don’t bleed on other people
Friends with benefits but with weed
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Friends with benefits but with weed
She’s only a little fugly
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 AM
She’s only a little fugly
Sometimes healing is smoking a joint in the sunshine ☀️
January 19, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Sometimes healing is smoking a joint in the sunshine ☀️
I had spicy fried chicken for dinner and my ass is on fire
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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January 19, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I had spicy fried chicken for dinner and my ass is on fire
Abruptly woken up by a fog horn
January 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Abruptly woken up by a fog horn
I don’t know how I feel about double yolked eggs. I don’t trust those hoes
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
I don’t know how I feel about double yolked eggs. I don’t trust those hoes
Bit into an apple that disintegrated in my mouth. I now have the ick
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Bit into an apple that disintegrated in my mouth. I now have the ick
I just have to accept that not every plant will survive winter
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I just have to accept that not every plant will survive winter
Sneezed so hard I felt it in my lower back 🤦🏾♀️
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Sneezed so hard I felt it in my lower back 🤦🏾♀️