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Andy
@ab-initio.me.uk
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🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺❄️ He/Him. Control(s) Freak. Interested in tasteful thirst, politics, green transport & energy. There is no LGB without the T!

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A Zohran Mamdani style poster saying “Automatic for The People”
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Oldest selfie bandwagon - at a friends 30th in Bali
A selfie of me wearing a black tee shirt and a red and gold mask in my a restaurant in Bali
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Short Shorts
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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bubbel.blue
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November 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Screen capture demonstration
October 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Major bug with full screen images in iOS

“Swiping” them to close / exit full screen crashes the UI requiring force- quit of app.

@support.bsky.team
Screenshot of result of opening an image from a post full screen and then using “swipe down” to exit back to feed. Image stops 50% off screen and the UI freezes requiring app restart Version 1.109 of app in appstore
October 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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OMG, can’t believe I’m on the same side of the hump 😱
Height distribution graph
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Post a red Transformer
Red 11kv 3-phase transformer
October 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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A slag in his arseless Aussiebums
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Tradie Trousers
Tradie in Blaklader 1999 trousers Tradie in Blaklader 1999 trousers
October 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Its semi-transparent - whatever behind has the blotches
October 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Are those what french fries are made from?
René from Allo, Allo with a string of onions
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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🤣 Ours can hear toast being buttered at 100 paces
Mindy the greyhound asleep on a sofa with her head resting on a side table
October 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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According to Sky news they have some things in common…
A screenshot of a Sky news notification with a picture of Nigel Farage and Zack Polanski that has the intro “They are miles apart politically, but there is one thing Farage and Polanski have in common - anal...”
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Smarty pants
October 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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5’ 10” and size 11 feet.
A picture of a man wearing grey shorts and a red top jumping off the top of a trig point.
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Glad you are declaring the OF income legitimately 🙊
A DuckDuckGo screenshot of a search for “loadsaloads” with the first result being a Companies House registration for the company.
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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😭
A screenshot of a satnav route from Chorley to Inverness showing a 6-7+ hour journey of nearly 350 miles
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Unsolicited sick pic
An vomit emoji
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Post you from a different era

A long-lost era with something called “motivation”

I don’t know her…
Running the Betws-y-Coed Trail Run
October 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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WELL ELIMINATE ALL WOKE SPENDING LIKE DOGE WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE? NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT.. BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US.
October 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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This Bloomfie Bubble is so much cooler than the squircles (?) thing that seem more like random generators!

Thanks @lukeacl.com

skythings.lukeacl.com/bloomfie-bub...
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October 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Got caught short and had to raid the hiking 🥾 socks 🫣
Bridgedale hiking socks
October 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Give me all the power!
A screenshot of myenergi showing 16.8kw being drawn from grid to maximise free energy from high winds.
October 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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🙊
The waiter and the spoon So a man goes to eat at a fancy restaurant. He's never been there before and is excited for a nice meal. The very first thing he does when he sits down is accidentally knock his spoon onto the floor with his elbow. To his surprise a waiter promptly picks up the dirty spoon and gives him a clean one right out of his shirt pocket. "Wow, you guys all carry spoons in your pocket?" he asked. "Well sure." the waiter replies. "We had an efficiency consultant in last week and he told us we could increase over all productivity by 3.5% by carrying fresh spoons in our pockets so now we all do it." "Wow that's impressive," the man says. "By the way, I should let you know that you have a piece of string hanging out of your fly." "Oh we all do!" the waiter says. "The consultant said we were wasting a lot of time washing our hands so he told us to tie this piece of string to ourselves. So when I need to go, I just use the string. Since I never actually touch myself, there's no need to wash my hands!" "I see." Says the man. "So how do you get your penis back into your pants?" he asks. "Well. I don't know abut these these other guys, but I use the spoon."
October 4, 2025 at 10:04 AM