AalkerMD
@aalkermd.bsky.social
EM Doc | Author of 99 Ways to Die | Founder @meaning2media | Views are mine but you can have them | Not Medical Advice
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
Bad news, guys… 📺 🐍
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(The official countdown to 📕 release)
Bad news, guys… 📺 🐍
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November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
Bad news, guys… 📺 🐍
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(The official countdown to 📕 release)
Bad news, guys… 📺 🐍
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
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Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 🥧
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(The official countdown to 📕 release)
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 🥧
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November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 🥧
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(The official countdown to 📕 release)
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 🥧
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💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
The CDC Has Fallen
The CDC changed its stance on autism & vaccines, removing the clear statement that “vaccines do not cause autism,” & updating its webpage to include deceptive information.
For accurate healthcare information on vaccines, consult @ameracadpeds.bsky.social
The CDC changed its stance on autism & vaccines, removing the clear statement that “vaccines do not cause autism,” & updating its webpage to include deceptive information.
For accurate healthcare information on vaccines, consult @ameracadpeds.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The CDC Has Fallen
The CDC changed its stance on autism & vaccines, removing the clear statement that “vaccines do not cause autism,” & updating its webpage to include deceptive information.
For accurate healthcare information on vaccines, consult @ameracadpeds.bsky.social
The CDC changed its stance on autism & vaccines, removing the clear statement that “vaccines do not cause autism,” & updating its webpage to include deceptive information.
For accurate healthcare information on vaccines, consult @ameracadpeds.bsky.social
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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Amazing starred 💫 review for 99 Ways to Die from the @libraryjournal.bsky.social!
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Amazing starred 💫 review for 99 Ways to Die from the @libraryjournal.bsky.social!
📖 99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
📖 99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
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November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
💀99 WAYS IN 99 DAYS 💀
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...
(The official countdown to 📕 release)
99 Ways to Die & How to Avoid Them is "an illuminating, hilarious, & practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor."
📖 pre order now: read.macmillan.com/lp/99-ways-t...