Thom ✈️🇨🇦🍺🎣🏳️🌈
@aaflyguy1965.bsky.social
People asking for more than one PDB 🍺🍷☕️🥃 then acting like I have 3 heads when they’re not finished and I go to collect everything ✈️
February 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
People asking for more than one PDB 🍺🍷☕️🥃 then acting like I have 3 heads when they’re not finished and I go to collect everything ✈️
If you’re loud in the morning, I automatically don’t like you. ☕️
February 2, 2026 at 1:18 PM
If you’re loud in the morning, I automatically don’t like you. ☕️
Boarding
Lady with coffee in hand comes to back galley. “I left my bag and you need to come put it in the bin”
Me - No
Lady -
Me -
Lady - just like that? No?
Me - No is a complete sentence.
She puts coffee on lowered tray table and stows her own bag.
Lady with coffee in hand comes to back galley. “I left my bag and you need to come put it in the bin”
Me - No
Lady -
Me -
Lady - just like that? No?
Me - No is a complete sentence.
She puts coffee on lowered tray table and stows her own bag.
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Boarding
Lady with coffee in hand comes to back galley. “I left my bag and you need to come put it in the bin”
Me - No
Lady -
Me -
Lady - just like that? No?
Me - No is a complete sentence.
She puts coffee on lowered tray table and stows her own bag.
Lady with coffee in hand comes to back galley. “I left my bag and you need to come put it in the bin”
Me - No
Lady -
Me -
Lady - just like that? No?
Me - No is a complete sentence.
She puts coffee on lowered tray table and stows her own bag.
Headed in to work after the recent winter meltdown and another storm about to roll in.
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Headed in to work after the recent winter meltdown and another storm about to roll in.
Dear God, when I get old, please don't let me be chewing for no damn reason
January 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Dear God, when I get old, please don't let me be chewing for no damn reason
Me - good morning care for a beverage?
Lady - what do you have?
Me - coffee water juice soda
Lady - coffee. Oh I’ll have a venti pumpkin spice latte with … (is all I heard)
Me - (puts 2 creamers 3 sugars and a stick on the tray table next to the coffee cup)
*click roll*
Lady - what do you have?
Me - coffee water juice soda
Lady - coffee. Oh I’ll have a venti pumpkin spice latte with … (is all I heard)
Me - (puts 2 creamers 3 sugars and a stick on the tray table next to the coffee cup)
*click roll*
January 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Me - good morning care for a beverage?
Lady - what do you have?
Me - coffee water juice soda
Lady - coffee. Oh I’ll have a venti pumpkin spice latte with … (is all I heard)
Me - (puts 2 creamers 3 sugars and a stick on the tray table next to the coffee cup)
*click roll*
Lady - what do you have?
Me - coffee water juice soda
Lady - coffee. Oh I’ll have a venti pumpkin spice latte with … (is all I heard)
Me - (puts 2 creamers 3 sugars and a stick on the tray table next to the coffee cup)
*click roll*
So when I am in a good mood, I open my block list and release a couple of prisoners.
December 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So when I am in a good mood, I open my block list and release a couple of prisoners.
I’m sorry, but where on the beverage list I just handed you shows mango or fruit punch? Root beer? …. Child, have some water
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’m sorry, but where on the beverage list I just handed you shows mango or fruit punch? Root beer? …. Child, have some water
Well shit! Last night it seems I took 3 dulcolax thinking it was for heartburn
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Well shit! Last night it seems I took 3 dulcolax thinking it was for heartburn
It's not really my thing but "good morning" to those that celebrate it. ☕️
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's not really my thing but "good morning" to those that celebrate it. ☕️
Most everyone all Boo’d up and I’m over here like celery in a hot wing basket
October 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Most everyone all Boo’d up and I’m over here like celery in a hot wing basket
Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who can’t fight.
October 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Denny’s is just Waffle House for people who can’t fight.
Yall. The look I gave this #8 hired in 1979 when they told me how they wanted the cart to be set up for them on this 78
October 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Yall. The look I gave this #8 hired in 1979 when they told me how they wanted the cart to be set up for them on this 78
The main cabin oven racks watching me fill the inset with entrees.
October 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The main cabin oven racks watching me fill the inset with entrees.
Coworker: “I don’t like you.”
Me: “Awesome. One less awkward smile I have to force.” 😂
Me: “Awesome. One less awkward smile I have to force.” 😂
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Coworker: “I don’t like you.”
Me: “Awesome. One less awkward smile I have to force.” 😂
Me: “Awesome. One less awkward smile I have to force.” 😂
What is everyone wearing for the rapture tomorrow?
September 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
What is everyone wearing for the rapture tomorrow?
Reposted by Thom ✈️🇨🇦🍺🎣🏳️🌈
NK1300 and AF1 had a bit of an "encounter" today-- ATC was reportedly yelling at NK1300 to get their attention to get them to alter course. Not sure it was a "close call" at all, but since AF1 involved.. I tend to believe the yelling part.
Thanks to @petchmo.bsky.social for his help in..
Thanks to @petchmo.bsky.social for his help in..
September 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
NK1300 and AF1 had a bit of an "encounter" today-- ATC was reportedly yelling at NK1300 to get their attention to get them to alter course. Not sure it was a "close call" at all, but since AF1 involved.. I tend to believe the yelling part.
Thanks to @petchmo.bsky.social for his help in..
Thanks to @petchmo.bsky.social for his help in..
At this point, I’m ready to settle down and be with someone for the rest of the day
August 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
At this point, I’m ready to settle down and be with someone for the rest of the day
Just like that McDonald's ice cream machine, I do not feel like working today.
August 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Just like that McDonald's ice cream machine, I do not feel like working today.
Everyone has their own path - fortunately mine usually leads to a Chinese Buffet
August 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Everyone has their own path - fortunately mine usually leads to a Chinese Buffet