Adam Vatterott
aadzie.bsky.social
Adam Vatterott
@aadzie.bsky.social
"Should I invest in bitcoin?"

Depends! If you want to invest $100, and then
- In 5 years, you have $500
- in 10 years, you have $50
- and then in 20 years you either have $20 or $200,
then invest!!!
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
#StrangerThings is the story of children who overcame their fears and finally chose violence.

@strangerthings.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 AM
look, I know many of my friends grew up with them, but Modest Mouse making a comeback isn't on my 2026 bingo card. Can we wait one more decade, please?
December 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Music if it were Christmas in the Legend of Zelda: the Ocarina of Time in 1998: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVCd...
pov: it's Christmas 1998 in Ocarina of Time (Zelda Christmas Music Playlist)🎄
YouTube video by N64 at Nite 🌙
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The first symptom of a male loneliness epidemic is a sudden explosion in new 'just hanging out but we record it' podcasts.
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I've never related to an unlikeable character more in my life.

I'm Carol Sturka.

#pluribus #plur1bus
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Daylight savings without ADHD:
'I feel like I just changed all the clocks from the last time change!'

Daylight savings with ADHD:
'I literally just changed all of the clocks from the last time change!'
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
First time I watched this, my heart sank for this poor pup.

The second time, I died laughing because how tf did he do that.
From the likeus community on Reddit: dogs who break through walls while playing are shocked when they realize what they have done
Explore this post and more from the likeus community
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November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Was having a dream I was driving, and then realized I was being pulled over by the cops.

I immediately woke up but then I was scared. My first thought was "they are gonna be PISSED I woke up"
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Today while I was at my most disheveled someone I barely knew said I could be a dancer

youtu.be/oH35m1rZhQg?...
You Will Be A Hot Dancer
YouTube video by Incubus - Topic
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I could use one of these for myself
November 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sci fi / fantasy show season 1:
Hundreds of years of story threads finally converge into one big world-changing event.

Sci fi / fantasy show season 2:
One day someone random shows up and everyone's like huh?
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Annual reminder:
The bones are their MONEY.
The worms are their DOLLARS.

#sitysl
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reposted by Adam Vatterott
Ripping the side off of the east wing of the White House to build a gold plated ballroom while state agencies alert those on the knife’s edge of poverty that they won’t get their SNAP benefits next month.

I’m sure those people can eat cake.
October 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Reposted by Adam Vatterott
Moss drinks through its skin.
This is your reminder to hydrate.

Plagiomnium cuspidatum:
“Woodsy-Thyme Moss”, I think?
I need a microscope.
#bryophytes
October 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What an interesting question on this dementia test.

How about We start with ... Forty-Five was convicted of thirty-four Felonies?
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
October 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
are we in an era of people believing whatever they want to believe? (I don't even know what I mean by this question. I'm just generally confused)
October 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Snoop really didn't know gay people can adopt kids? Huh?
August 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
So my name is Amethyst and honestly I'm just here to cause drama
#Nightshift #boardgames
August 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I think my eyes have finally adjusted after unintentionally looking at the sun during the total eclipse last year
July 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
There's a lot going on in the world, but don't forget:
1. Your phone is for your head, but
2. Headphones are also for your head.

The #truth will keep you #grounded.
Your phone is a headphone.
July 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Some days you can buy Gus's Pretzels from a guy in a lawn chair sitting on the median of Jameson Avenue. I did this for probably the second time in my life today. I immediately get a text from my sister who does not live or work in the area. The text says "PRETZEL BOY!"
July 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Some Fiasco with friends and family
July 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I'm trying to preserve bluesky as a place for my own thoughts and those of my friends, rather than reposting things from other people, But what @jonstewartdaily.bsky.social Jon says here is something I have also been trying to explain to people for the last decade.

youtube.com/shorts/n8LjL...
What Jon learned while he was away #shorts
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtube.com
June 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM