Andrew a9630
@a9630.bsky.social
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Does any industry have weirder promotional tie-ups than the tyre industry? Michelin restaurant reviews. Pirelli calendars. Goodyear airships. I can only conclude that a byproduct of the vulcanisation process is an as yet unidentified hallucinogen.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Does any industry have weirder promotional tie-ups than the tyre industry? Michelin restaurant reviews. Pirelli calendars. Goodyear airships. I can only conclude that a byproduct of the vulcanisation process is an as yet unidentified hallucinogen.
Me and the void staring at each other like we're about to kiss.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me and the void staring at each other like we're about to kiss.
I’m sorry, who is going to do what where?
US banking giant to build new HQ in Canary Wharf
US banking giant to build new HQ in Canary Wharf
US banking giant to build new HQ in Canary Wharf
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m sorry, who is going to do what where?
I’m starting a club for people who make purchases they regret.
The Guilty Buy Association.
The Guilty Buy Association.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I’m starting a club for people who make purchases they regret.
The Guilty Buy Association.
The Guilty Buy Association.
Sketch of Kim Wilde - what do you think?
youtube.com/shorts/hywJ9...
youtube.com/shorts/hywJ9...
Sketch of Kim Wilde - what do you think?
YouTube video by Andrew a9630
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November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Sketch of Kim Wilde - what do you think?
youtube.com/shorts/hywJ9...
youtube.com/shorts/hywJ9...
I’ve seen people talk about taking the W or taking the L and I think I get it.
I’m going to ask if my chess opponent wants to take the D with me. I’ll let you know if he accepts.
I’m going to ask if my chess opponent wants to take the D with me. I’ll let you know if he accepts.
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’ve seen people talk about taking the W or taking the L and I think I get it.
I’m going to ask if my chess opponent wants to take the D with me. I’ll let you know if he accepts.
I’m going to ask if my chess opponent wants to take the D with me. I’ll let you know if he accepts.
Kelvin Mackenzie. A man named after 2 great rivers, neither of which contain as much effluent as he does.
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Kelvin Mackenzie. A man named after 2 great rivers, neither of which contain as much effluent as he does.
Reposted by Andrew a9630
Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
Sexual Predator
Look, if you don’t repost and like this kind of thing then the AI wins. Is that what you want? Is it? Obviously it’s not good, but I am a human at least. Stand with humanity and our shit visual puns.
Look, if you don’t repost and like this kind of thing then the AI wins. Is that what you want? Is it? Obviously it’s not good, but I am a human at least. Stand with humanity and our shit visual puns.
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sexual Predator
Look, if you don’t repost and like this kind of thing then the AI wins. Is that what you want? Is it? Obviously it’s not good, but I am a human at least. Stand with humanity and our shit visual puns.
Look, if you don’t repost and like this kind of thing then the AI wins. Is that what you want? Is it? Obviously it’s not good, but I am a human at least. Stand with humanity and our shit visual puns.
Just a reminder - Britain has the lowest number of asylum-seekers in major Western European countries.
Source: www.gov.uk/government/s...
Source: www.gov.uk/government/s...
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just a reminder - Britain has the lowest number of asylum-seekers in major Western European countries.
Source: www.gov.uk/government/s...
Source: www.gov.uk/government/s...
The Epstein files must be a hoax because there's no mention of the biggest dangers to children - transexual Muslim grooming gangs working for the BBC. #TomorrowsTelegraphToday
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The Epstein files must be a hoax because there's no mention of the biggest dangers to children - transexual Muslim grooming gangs working for the BBC. #TomorrowsTelegraphToday
Considering how butch they're supposed to be, military men seem to care an awful lot about all their jewellery and little bits of decoration and sashes and getting their hats right and stuff. I'm not saying they shouldn't, just it's curious how fastidious they are about looking very glam.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Considering how butch they're supposed to be, military men seem to care an awful lot about all their jewellery and little bits of decoration and sashes and getting their hats right and stuff. I'm not saying they shouldn't, just it's curious how fastidious they are about looking very glam.
If you can afford it - go on to your favourite charity's website and send them some money. Be nice.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you can afford it - go on to your favourite charity's website and send them some money. Be nice.
Americans! Please note that the election of Zohran Mamdani in just about any European city would barely raise an eyebrow. New York elected someone who we regard as being entirely normal.
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Americans! Please note that the election of Zohran Mamdani in just about any European city would barely raise an eyebrow. New York elected someone who we regard as being entirely normal.
Spin Doctor Who
Is that a thing?
Is that a thing?
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Spin Doctor Who
Is that a thing?
Is that a thing?
Every man? Including those of us who have an even number of feet?
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Every man? Including those of us who have an even number of feet?
So there should be far fewer black and Asian faces in adverts because they don't represent Britain but you can't walk down a British high street and see a single white face.
Can some right wing megabrain please explain how to square this definitely-not-racist circle?
Can some right wing megabrain please explain how to square this definitely-not-racist circle?
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So there should be far fewer black and Asian faces in adverts because they don't represent Britain but you can't walk down a British high street and see a single white face.
Can some right wing megabrain please explain how to square this definitely-not-racist circle?
Can some right wing megabrain please explain how to square this definitely-not-racist circle?
Yesterday’s Halloween sketch of Nosferatu.
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Yesterday’s Halloween sketch of Nosferatu.
Reposted by Andrew a9630
I bought a machine that translates what your pets say into human. When I turned it on the cat said, "Woof, woof, woof," & the dog said, "Meow, meow meow." I said to them, "If you won't take this seriously you can both sod off." The cat said, "It was the dog's idea." The dog just rolled his eyes
October 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I bought a machine that translates what your pets say into human. When I turned it on the cat said, "Woof, woof, woof," & the dog said, "Meow, meow meow." I said to them, "If you won't take this seriously you can both sod off." The cat said, "It was the dog's idea." The dog just rolled his eyes
He looks more like his dad to me. Also, are we sure he’s only 24?
October 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
He looks more like his dad to me. Also, are we sure he’s only 24?
People talk about eyeing up something beautiful but nobody ever ears a sound.
October 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
People talk about eyeing up something beautiful but nobody ever ears a sound.
Dog breeds and the political parties they'd vote for.
1) Golden Retriever - Conservative
1) Golden Retriever - Conservative
October 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Dog breeds and the political parties they'd vote for.
1) Golden Retriever - Conservative
1) Golden Retriever - Conservative
Every time you ask an AI to help you do your job, you’re training it to replace you.
October 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Every time you ask an AI to help you do your job, you’re training it to replace you.