That was utterly horrifying to read. I have sometimes thought the rules for prop weapons on film sets seem a little extreme but clearly there is value in having that kind of rigourous safey standard and people in place to maintain them.

RUDE

I noticed a bunch of stuff like that in the super bougie baby store I was in the other day.

Is there some kind of surplus of nude-coloured silicone that manufacturers of expensive sippycups are buying at discount?

Surely people dont WANT flesh-tone teething rings?

Oh don't worry, you're not excluded. Naturally I post my most absurd, embarrassing, and incomprehensive messages in team-wide channels.

Good hot chocolate is also a valid dessert offering, imo. Especially if it's been fancied up somehow, like with a shot of chartreuse or a scoop of icecream

Maybe that's why there are no longer any damn donation clinics in the city core. Boomers drive.

Every time I've donated blood there's a bunch of boomers in the other chairs.

Hilarious, since many folk I know in games writing can't rely on it as their whole income.

I know youth slang kind of already is doing this, but I'm hoping for some elaborate romance-era love letter shenanigans that is so chock-a-block full of metaphor, niche allusions, and heavily veiled innuendo that it's basically nonsense to anyone who doesn't have a ton of shared context

Yeah... I try to remember some folk just need a bit of time and reminders to reset their expectations. But some are buttheads and fuckem. I don't like feeling resentful though and so try to provide paths to not be a butthead.

God, it's hard work being an upright chimpanzee.