LinkedIn is the happiest place on Earth. Disney world ain’t got nothin on LinkedIn

Just another broken Frontalot campaign promise

this is a mockery

I don’t think you actually can right now!

I’m snowed in Mo, you go ahead without me

Ew yeah, but I wanna make more name ideas for them

Arf-Mobile
Woof Wagon
Yap-Cycle
Putter Pup
Shear Surrey
Canine Carriage Time
Waggin’ Wheels

Hahaha no, we avoided flu and covid but kiddo found a way to wind up with this Kawasaki Disease bullshit that is treatable but with rashes and fevers and aches and ER visits and a few days in hospital and uuugh

I see you Emily

dems had all three branches and still didn’t give dc statehood; I think we’re like a convenient distraction for the party to throw in the way of the Ted Cruzes

Hey Greenland, no cutting in line

You look like you’re gonna steal alfalfa’s lunch money

Man, I dunno if I actually chose to be an artist. If somebody had put the options in front of me when I turned 18 I might've been like "I'll choose that life where I don't have constant internal pressure to create and analytic thinking active all the time".

hey don't yuck their yum

Melannica
Megadeaf
Beyonfé
Taylor Thwift
Ruth
Flack Sabbath
Huntwix
Flu Fighters
Mikey Cyrus