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Bob Alberti
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Comedian, author, photographer, Internet pioneer (Gopher, RFC1436), MMORPG pioneer (GamBit MultiSystems).
Everything is legal if nobody will convict you for it.
December 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The problem is "basic," as in "oversimplistic, bigoted, and wrong."
Crawl back under your rock, slime.
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
[Reagan] was a bad actor, an informer for McCarthy, and a hired front man for a gang of Texas oilmen, fundamentalist dingbats, and right-wing psychotics out of Dr. Strangelove. He put a genial face on chauvanism, callousness, and greed, and made people feel good about being bigots again -Tim Kreider
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December 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The white power sign Miller is throwing in the group portrait is clearly not a coincidence.
December 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
With their useful idiot amplifying their propaganda from her billion-dollar platform they moved on to the more-generally- impactful "fairness in sports" emphasis, while extending their audience into the rest of the West.
December 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I've long believed that the anti-trans movement was developed/promoted by Russian psyop for use as a wedge issue to split British feminists. The initial emphasis on (their words) "men in women's spaces" was crafted to split androphobic feminists off from all feminists and quickly looped in Rowling.
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I can't go in there, because any shoe I wear is "studded."
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
One hundred percent? Try the 800% my fiancee's premiums will jump next month. $73/mo to $580/mo.
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"Let's see, what can I wrap my bigotry in so I can pretend I'm not a bigot? Oh, right, I'll pretend to be concerned about fairness in sports. But not to the extent that I want urban schools sufficiently funded to compete fairly with wealthy suburban or private schools."
#transphobia #bigotry
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I am your gift. Feed me.
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Have you seen this response already? Well there you go. There have been so many draws without a winner you've gotten tired of my repeated comment.
THAT'S how many tickets have been sold without a winner.
The lottery is a racket. Find your hope someplace healthier.
#LotteryIsARacket #hopetax
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tens of millions of people have bought hundreds of millions of tickets across weeks & still nobody won.

You're about as likely to win the lottery by buying a ticket as you are by finding the winning ticket blowing down the street. The latter is much cheaper.
#statistics #math #StupidityTax #HopeTax
December 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The practice of "deadnaming" is rude, cruel, and intensely disrespectful, and that's why I will always call it Twitter.
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Disappointing her constituency in the name of political expedience, as usual.
December 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Cat: Fixed your tree! Feed me.
December 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Completely in shock.
December 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Is that Memory Lanes bowling alley?
December 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Is MPR still being run by the daughter of the right-wing billionaire who owns the Star Tribune?
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Release the Epsilon Files!
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM